Why I’m a conservative:
- 2nd Amendment: you come for my five-seven or my shotty, and you’ll leave in abody bag. Learn to read, liberal fuckwits - my right to bear arms is there in black and white!

- the Obamacare case: absolute bullshit. Shame on you, “Justice” Roberts. If the libtard presidents can reliably name their own flavor of extremists to the high court, why are the GOP's presidents unable to achieve similar reliability? There's ZERO excuse for not naming Scalia clones, as far as I'm concerned.

- As our last great VP says: The American way of life is non-negotiable!