Turn ons: The Chevy Vega.

Turn offs: That chick on "Trading Spaces" annoys me.

Hobbies: Polishing my collection of Mr. Pibb bottles while watching re-runs of "The Jetsons". Astro - What an actor!

Philosophy: Love is a nose, so you better not pick it.

Politics: Reagan? A wuss. Gingrich? A wimp. The only real Republican was Barry Goldwater.

Favorite movie: Dumb and dumber.

Favorite food: Taco Bell's Burrito Supreme.

Favorite sport: Aggie football. Is there any other?