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Crockett Mocked Into Next Week for Huge Mistake She Made While Trying to Raise Money Off Fight With MTG
https://redstate.com ^ | May 18, 2024 | Nick Arama

Posted on 05/19/2024 7:46:13 AM PDT by Enterprise

"So we are going to drop ‘A Crockett Clapback Collection,’" she wrote in the caption. "This collection will feature various swag that includes random things I’ve said. The money will go to ensuring that we have a Democratic House! Give me a little time to really get the swag online etc., but B6 will drop first."

(Excerpt) Read more at redstate.com ...


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: dallas; house; jasminecrockrtt; marjorietaylorgreene; moron; mtg; noregerts; texas
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So, the first item of her dei collection is a T shirt with her name misspelled. "Crockrtt" LOL. As my dear friend Bugs would say - WHAT A MAROON!
1 posted on 05/19/2024 7:46:13 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise

Yuge mistake?

Does she even have a vote on legislation?


2 posted on 05/19/2024 7:48:22 AM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Enterprise

Lucky for her the corrupt MSM will ‘miss’ this story.


3 posted on 05/19/2024 7:50:51 AM PDT by GOPJ ( MSNBC ghouls pretend their 'base' is elites - it's why Biden won't campaign in the black community.)
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To: Enterprise

Yeah, but being. Liberal Incapable of shame and common sense, she has no —regerts!—


4 posted on 05/19/2024 7:51:38 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: Enterprise

Oh! Thank God... we’ll finally have them wearing shirts!


5 posted on 05/19/2024 7:53:35 AM PDT by Celerity
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To: Enterprise

I’ll bet she has some regerts about that ...


6 posted on 05/19/2024 7:53:37 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Think of it as evolution in action. [Oath of Fealty - Pournelle and Niven])
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To: Paladin2
"Does she even have a vote on legislation?"

Yes, but I doubt she could define "legislation." She thinks it has something to do with legs.

7 posted on 05/19/2024 7:53:38 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Bob434

Beat me by two minutes ...


8 posted on 05/19/2024 7:54:11 AM PDT by BlueLancer (Think of it as evolution in action. [Oath of Fealty - Pournelle and Niven])
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To: BlueLancer

I’m sneaky that way...


9 posted on 05/19/2024 7:56:13 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: GOPJ
"Lucky for her the corrupt MSM will ‘miss’ this story."

Probably. But I hope MTG holds it up at the next committee meeting she and Crockett attend.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have here in my hands a perfect representation of the gentle lady from Texas. Her name is spelled falsely. It complements her false eyelashes."

10 posted on 05/19/2024 8:00:19 AM PDT by Enterprise
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"Yeah, but being. Liberal Incapable of shame and common sense, she has no —regerts!—"

HA! MTG should make up a T shirt with "Jasmine Crockrtt, a lady with no regerts."

11 posted on 05/19/2024 8:01:55 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Paladin2

Yuge mistake for sure.

She must think everybody finds a yuge behind attractive.


12 posted on 05/19/2024 8:02:00 AM PDT by ladyjane
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To: Celerity
"Oh! Thank God... we’ll finally have them wearing shirts!"

Maybe wet T shirts, Enterprise asks hopefully?

13 posted on 05/19/2024 8:03:04 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: BlueLancer
"I’ll bet she has some regerts about that ..."

Sure, but first Big Bird from Sesame Street will have to patiently explain to her that she misspelled her name. This could take a few hours.

14 posted on 05/19/2024 8:05:20 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise

Pimpin’ swag to hold the House. Why didn’t Pelosi think of this?


15 posted on 05/19/2024 8:07:11 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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To: Enterprise

LOL that would be a classic! Hopefully she reads free republic or someone mentions it to her- that would be an epic troll on corcktte


16 posted on 05/19/2024 8:08:04 AM PDT by Bob434
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"Pimpin’ swag to hold the House. Why didn’t Pelosi think of this?"

She was probably too drunk to think of it. When she was speaker of the house, she forced the military to fly her for free, and stock the plane with top shelf liquor. Those must have been very interesting flights and conversations.

17 posted on 05/19/2024 8:10:52 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Bob434

I hope so too. I wonder what Babylon Bee will do with this. Crockett just handed MTG hours of entertainment. I hope MTG pushes this mercilessly.


18 posted on 05/19/2024 8:12:59 AM PDT by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise

Girl fight.


19 posted on 05/19/2024 8:18:09 AM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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To: Enterprise

I thought she was the one from the V.I.

With a name like Crockett it makes some sense she is from Texas.


20 posted on 05/19/2024 8:19:58 AM PDT by Paladin2
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