Posted on 02/06/2019 11:24:47 AM PST by fungoking
WASHINGTON, D.C.—In remarks leading up to the State of the Union address Tuesday evening, Democratic lawmakers accused Republicans of being brainwashed and following Trump no matter what he does, all while wearing matching white uniforms and only clapping when their party leaders signaled it was OK to do so.
"Republicans are all brainwashed to agree with whatever Trump says," one congresswoman said after the address as she stood in solidarity with her fellow Democrats all in matching, identical uniforms. "It's really sad that half our nation can't think for themselves and only do whatever the Republican Party tells them to do."
"When we can't think for ourselves, we've lost what made this nation great," she added, reading off a script prepared for her by party leaders.
At publishing time, Democrats had revealed they were slightly disappointed that the mothership didn't come to take them away during the speech, but they're confident it will be coming to take them back to their home planet any day now.
Last night I only noticed Adam Schiff-for Brains in a white shirt, sitting with the females, but since then, I’ve seen a few more screenshots, and I noticed plenty more male pussy Democrats were wearing white shirts too.
It’s not satire.
The Babylon Bee is slipping.
Democratic lawmakers accused Republicans of being brainwashed and following Trump no matter what he does. But...but, they were all wearing matching white uniforms and only clapped when their party leaders signaled it was OK to do so. Am I the only one who sees the irony here? Who exactly are the brainwashed???
Babble Heads.
Women who should have been dressed in blood stained dresses (the blood of the innocent) wore white and approved of Infanticide Tuesday, sitting on their hands over Northam’s mention.
They were disgusting.
Rats!! Two days in a row the “Bee” got me.
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[[”Republicans are all brainwashed to agree with whatever Trump says,” one congresswoman said]]
Says the braindead brainwashed lemmings that are so blinded by their fictional Utopian agenda that they believe socialism can ‘work this time’ despite ALWAYS failing!
On the other hand, I have put SATIRE in a Bee headline before and some Freepers still thought it was real.
The only thing missing from the Femi-Nazi Klan white out last night is a bloody spot in the appropriate region to represent their blood lust for murder. The left is downright creepy,cultist and very dangerous.
What do you expect from them. They fall into one of two categories: 1: Stupid Lying Ugly Tramps. Or Two: Creepy Ugly Narcistic Tarts.
Had to check the origin of the post, since reality is getting more weird and stupid every day; satirists probably only have to write down the weirdness as it happens.
I too thought they were only missing the white hoods. Had they worn the white hood they would have been historically correct both past and present
Said the uniparty.
Said the party Mikey Moore says cant have moderates in anymore, they have to pick a side. Cant have differing opinions on anything.
Ha!
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