Posted on 06/07/2019 9:09:55 PM PDT by EdnaMode
A Florida woman was arrested Tuesday after she allegedly walked into an “ax-throwing" bar scraping two machetes together and telling patrons “she had killed over 100 people with those machetes,” according to a report.
Victoria Morley, described as a 54-year-old transient, also allegedly threatened to kill the manager if anyone followed her out of the bar in St. Petersburg, the Tampa Bay Times reported.
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Saw the axe throwing nationals on ESPN.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axe_throwing
They even focus their advertising on corporate events and team building exercises.
An ax throwing bar is a bar in which they throw out a lot of questions. They ax a lot of questions.
[[Ax Throwing Bars were just one throw away from a horrible accident.]]
on the plus side, at least it wasn’t a fire breathing bar-
[[They should have axed her to leave.]]
They did but she AXidently said she would murder them if anyone followed her outside
Is two-handed throwing really the correct form?
I have thrown tomahawks at black powder competitions and one-handed is the usual technique there.
A few hours of practice and 80-90% hits on a playing card is possible.
Don’t ask me. I haven’t the slightest idea. :)
I think I dated her.....(j/k)
Because everyone is from somewhere else, they’ve made a hash of things wherever they are from, and they go to Florida because they know however screwed up they are...it’s Florida— they believe someone else will be worse.
Just got back from a family wedding in the midwest. Damn near died of boredom from the normalcy.
OR MAYBE there is more white trash in Florida than there is trash at the top of Mount Everest! :)
Classic! Ed Ames. I saw that on TV the night it happened.
My daughter Anoreth, ex-USCG, works in an axe-throwing bar. It’s a fad.
yes it is simple. too much sun, lots of retirees wanting something to do and of course you have the ogelthorpe thing that gathered americas criminals in the south..genetic, or simply she ran out of hot sauce for the gator she just butchered and was po’d,..
now thats an atribute a fine young woman should be looking for in a man
lady, go scrape those crack looking scabs off your lips with that machete, if it will crack em loose
Believe it or not, but on the other side of the highway from me there’s an, “Axe Throwing School.”
Right next door to a massage parlor.
Happy endings/UNhappy endings.
Florida. Again.
A native Floridian told me that it’s Yankees acting up. Something about Florida makes them flip, he said.
Uh-huh
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