Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

The Supreme Court Changed My Sex Life Forever - Dark Times
Live Action News Youtube ^ | July 7, 2023 | Live Action

Posted on 05/18/2024 9:30:47 AM PDT by Morgana

It's been one whole year since Roe v. Wade was overturned, which means they've been making abortion illegal all over the place. So these are dark times, as NPR and InsiderNews have reported:

https://www.npr.org/2022/10/22/113072...

Because now that Roe v. Wade is overturned, a woman can get pregnant just by having sex.

"I find myself in this really bizarre state where I'm asking guys about things like their values and trustworthiness before sleeping with them."

"Before a girl would have sex with me, but now she's asking me all these dumb questions like, "Do you love me?" and "What happens if I get pregnant?" and "Do you have a job?" I can't tell you how many first dates I've had in the last year where no sex happens."

"It used to be that if I got a girl pregnant, I would just force her to get an abortion, and I can't do that anymore, and that's awful. It's like the government is making me responsible for a bunch of stuff I shouldn't be responsible for, like my sex life and my children."

"I live in constant fear of a baby somehow finding its way into my uterus."

VIDEO is 2:47 minutes long The ending is priceless...I'm not giving it way ...just watch!!😂😂

(Excerpt) Read more at youtube.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: abortion; babylonbee; madeupcrap; plannedparenthood; prolife; righttolife; roevswade; satire
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-58 next last
To: Morgana
"I find myself in this really bizarre state where I'm asking guys about things like their values and trustworthiness before sleeping with them."

She's deranged. That's not "bizarre". Thats (on the road to) normal.

21 posted on 05/18/2024 10:27:40 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana
"I live in constant fear of a baby somehow finding its way into my uterus."

That only happens after you let something else into you, sweetie.

22 posted on 05/18/2024 10:28:29 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: 2nd Amendment
Am I the only one who believes in biblical morality of no sex before marriage?

No.

Gentlemen: Only ever put it in your wife.

Ladies: Only ever open up for your husband.

23 posted on 05/18/2024 10:29:54 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 11 | View Replies]

To: Morgana; All

I suspect this is satire.


24 posted on 05/18/2024 10:47:34 AM PDT by marktwain (The Republic is at risk. Resistance to the Democratic Party is Resistance to Tyranny. )
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana
Because now that Roe v. Wade is overturned, a woman can get pregnant just by having sex.

"I find myself in this really bizarre state where I'm asking guys about things like their values and trustworthiness before sleeping with them."

Women and guys? She's a binary heretic! Burn her at the stake!

[and, yes, I know it's satire, but the author is even more "offensive" than was apparent in the first reading]

25 posted on 05/18/2024 11:01:14 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Democrats' version of MAGA: Making America the Gulag Archipelago. Now with "Formal Deprogramming")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

I would like to see a law stating if a women gets pregnant the biological father has to start paying child support immediately. Yes, I know it puts most of the burden on men, but it’s a start. That might be a way of cutting down on the number of pregnancies and abortions. Make people actually responsible for their actions. Okay, I’m ready for the blowback.


26 posted on 05/18/2024 11:13:10 AM PDT by animal172 (This ain't the country I grew up in.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

Sounds like the Bee.


27 posted on 05/18/2024 11:22:17 AM PDT by 9YearLurker
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana
"Before a girl would have sex with me, but now she's asking me all these dumb questions like, "Do you love me?"

Is this a lasting treasure
Or just a moment's pleasure?
Can I believe the magic of your sighs?
Will you still love me tomorrow?

I'd like to know that your love
Is love I can be sure of
So tell me now, and I won't ask again
Will you still love me tomorrow?

-PJ
28 posted on 05/18/2024 11:22:25 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too ( * LAAP = Left-wing Activist Agitprop Press (formerly known as the MSM))
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: animal172
I would like to see a law stating if a women gets pregnant the biological father has to start paying child support immediately.

As a practical matter, it takes time for the pregnancy to develop to the point where paternity can be determined without risking the baby. I could support child support retroactive to the start of the pregnancy once paternity is established via DNA, as long as such support is null and void if the child is aborted. If the child were to be aborted after child support is received, it would have to be repaid.

29 posted on 05/18/2024 11:22:31 AM PDT by CA Conservative (Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, I am free at last)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 26 | View Replies]

To: Morgana
What do they wear under those robes?
30 posted on 05/18/2024 11:25:47 AM PDT by x
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: arthurus

A baby is a gift from God.


31 posted on 05/18/2024 11:28:26 AM PDT by phormer phrog phlyer
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

Great video. Thanks.


32 posted on 05/18/2024 11:30:56 AM PDT by sphinx
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

I only get a video that’s about 5 seconds long, “Amy Coney Barrett did this to me.” Nothing more. What am I doing wrong?


33 posted on 05/18/2024 11:41:54 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Navarro didn't kill himself.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: MayflowerMadam

Never mind; I got it.


34 posted on 05/18/2024 11:42:39 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Navarro didn't kill himself.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 33 | View Replies]

To: Morgana
Because now that Roe v. Wade is overturned, a woman can get pregnant just by having sex.

By royal decree of His Majesty Clarence Thomas, ordained by God as his agent on this earth, you are pregnant. Like WTF already?

35 posted on 05/18/2024 11:44:53 AM PDT by AndyJackson
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

That’s pretty good. Well done.


36 posted on 05/18/2024 11:46:51 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Navarro didn't kill himself.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Morgana
If only women had access to birth control pills, diaphragms, sponges, implants in the arm (Norplant), morning after pills, IUDs, condoms, etc. etc. they wouldn't have to rely on abortions to prevent unwanted pregnancies.

Wait, what? They DO have access to these things? You don't say !!

37 posted on 05/18/2024 11:49:59 AM PDT by Lizavetta
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: phormer phrog phlyer

That is real truth. The Bible never mentions abortion to my knowledge, except as it mentions murder & as far as I know, there is no age limit on that.


38 posted on 05/18/2024 11:54:14 AM PDT by oldtech
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: phormer phrog phlyer

That is real truth. The Bible never mentions abortion to my knowledge, except as it mentions murder & as far as I know, there is no age limit on that.


39 posted on 05/18/2024 11:54:24 AM PDT by oldtech
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: Morgana

Very well done!


40 posted on 05/18/2024 11:58:16 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-58 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson