Hehehe...Hair is partly right in that I do like getting a rise out of the Elf Friends. Otherwise I was okay with Elves until I saw the movie. The movie Elves came across as "snooty" (especially Haldir) and the movie Elves take themselves way too seriously - that makes them such an attractive target for merrie mischier makers like myself.
But I think the Elves have found out where I work...I've been having various "equipment problems" for two days now."