“World Cup Statistics and Predictions for the Final”
1. Someone will fall down pretending to be hurt.
2. There will be some ridiculous noise coming from the stands making the match unbearable to watch on tv with the mute button firmly mashed.
3. The final (finally) final will end 1 - 0.
4. There will be a riot of some kind.
The Italians won't be in the Final.
1. Someone will fall down pretending to be hurt.
— The teams who flop blatantly (are you listening, Argentina?) didn't make the semifinals. Furthermore, the refs are ignoring most of the playacting.
2. There will be some ridiculous noise coming from the stands making the match unbearable to watch on tv with the mute button firmly mashed.
Any more ridiculous than thundersticks? At least soccer fans get together to sing together.
3. The final (finally) final will end 1 - 0.
Not if Germany is in the finals.
4. There will be a riot of some kind.
Not if Germany is in the finals. The police won't issue a permit for a riot.