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Ivanka Trump Harassed [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 Dec 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/24/2016 8:50:49 AM PST by John Semmens

On-Board a JetBlue plane at JFK Airport in New York City for a planned family vacation in Hawaii, Donald Trump's eldest daughter Ivanka was accosted by another passenger Dan Goldstein, a Brooklyn lawyer. Goldstein's harangue charged Donald Trump with "ruining the country" and Ivanka with "ruining our flight." The "our" referred to his husband Matthew Lasner and their son.

Goldstein contended that "people like Trump and his 'spawn' have no business inserting themselves among those who don't want them anywhere near us. She and her kids are a terrifying reminder that the Trump pall could plague the country for generations. They could have flown on their father's private jet and spared the rest of us the trauma."

Goldstein and his family were escorted off the flight by JetBlue security officials. "Given Mr. Goldstein's insistence that Ms. Trump's mere presence on the same aircraft would ruin his flight we had to save him from what he characterized as 'trauma,'" said company spokesperson Sandra Sober. "At JetBlue we strive to meet our customers' needs. Obviously, we couldn't eject Ms. Trump just to mollify an agitated fellow passenger. She was peacefully minding her own business and even asked that we not make this into a 'thing.' However, the fact that Mr. Goldstein was visibly shaking we felt his mental health would be best served if we got him another flight."

Goldstein took his removal in stride, asserting that "I accomplished my mission to show the Trumps that we average Americans will not submit to their tyranny. If my example inspires others to stand up to them perhaps the Trumps won't be so eager to show their faces in public."

In related news, a group of New York artists calling themselves the "Halt Action Group" demanded that Ivanka Trump take down the paintings she purchased from them to adorn her apartment. The demand followed her failure to separate herself from "the racism, anti-Semitism, misogyny, and homophobia your father has inflicted on this country." HAG has been conducting demonstrations outside Ivanka's family residence since late November. Philadelphia artist Alex Da Corte rejected the fact that Ms. Trump paid for the art, saying that "a mere exchange of money does not transfer ownership. Art always belongs to its creator. Others merely rent it subject to the approval of the creator."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=238959.0


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Society; Travel
KEYWORDS: artists; ivanka; ivankatrump; jetblue; leftistloon; satire; snowflakes; trump

1 posted on 12/24/2016 8:50:49 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It is a testament to how debased our society has become when there is not any discussion about two “men” married to each other, with a ‘son’. G-d has left us to our own devices.


2 posted on 12/24/2016 9:30:30 AM PST by richardtavor
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To: John Semmens

Disgusted and ashamed of American Jews!


3 posted on 12/24/2016 10:01:59 AM PST by HomerBohn
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To: John Semmens

Rom 1:27  And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet. 
Rom 1:28  And even as they did not like to retain God in their knowledge, God gave them over to a reprobate mind, to do those things which are not convenient; 


4 posted on 12/24/2016 11:35:27 AM PST by the_daug
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To: HomerBohn

It don’t mater they’re Jews it is their lawless life that will afflict anyone the same.


5 posted on 12/24/2016 11:38:11 AM PST by the_daug
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