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Biden Spends 27% of His Time Vacationing [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 January 2022 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/09/2022 10:51:45 AM PST by John Semmens

Since his inauguration President Biden has spent 95 of his 348 days in office on vacation. That's 27%. A normal working person who gets two weeks of vacation a year spends about 4% of his time on vacation. Critics have cited Biden's excessive time off work as a factor in major policy failures in Afghanistan and on the Mexican border.

White House press secretary Jen Psaki said "it doesn't matter how much of his time he spends on the job because the American people voted for him to be their president and he is their president 100% of the time no matter what he's doing. In his own mind he feels overworked. He says we we never give him any free time or any time to think."

One of the things he is reported to be thinking about is whether he should "green light" a proposed drone strike on Indian drug maker Dr Reddy's Laboratories because it is poised to manufacture a generic version of Merck's antiviral COVID-19 pill, molnupiravir, and price it at $0.47 per capsule—making a five-day course of 40 capsules sell for under $20. Biden called this "unfair. Merck invested millions to produce its pill. It needs to charge $700 for its course of treatment. Flooding the world with a cheap generic drug will cost this great American firm billions of dollars. Such economic piracy should not go unpunished." There is a relevant precedent. President Clinton ordered an aspirin factory in Sudan bombed in 1998 to divert attention from his pending impeachment for lying under oath about his illicit sexual relationship with 22-year-old White House intern Monica Lewinsky.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: goofingoff; piracy; satire; thinking

1 posted on 01/09/2022 10:51:45 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

One odd aspect about the reality of Biden’s vacation time....he doesn’t golf, or sail, or fish. Obama would spend hours and hour golfing. Same for Bush 1/II. Reagan would go riding horses. Trump golfed.

What does Biden do for vacation off-time? Just sit there?


2 posted on 01/09/2022 10:54:40 AM PST by pepsionice
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To: pepsionice

“What does Biden do for vacation off-time? Just sit there?”

Matlock!


3 posted on 01/09/2022 10:55:22 AM PST by cotton1706
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To: pepsionice

Metamucil and naps, baby.


4 posted on 01/09/2022 10:57:25 AM PST by irishjuggler
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To: John Semmens

And when Biden IS “at work” he has one event on his schedule per day.

Trump did more in his first 2 weeks than Biden has all year.

I guess we should be happy about that, though.


5 posted on 01/09/2022 10:57:39 AM PST by jdsteel ("A Republic, Madam, if you can keep it." Sorry Ben, looks like we blew it.)
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To: pepsionice

Bidung’s there for only one reason......to enrich the Biden Crime Family.

Keeping that in mind, everything he does makes perfect sense.

Bidung’s “Build Back Better” – is internationally known in offshore banking havens as “The Biden Crime Family Billionaire Enabling Bill.”

REALITY CHECK

Bidung made some 43 SECRET visits to Delaware BEFORE taxpayers even knew about this tax gouge.

Notice that oddly, no Bidens that we know of... came to the WH b/c they’d be exposed.....listed on the WH visitors list.

Bidung had to do all the dirty work in Delaware......as the trillions mounted.

The Biden Crime Family staked out their interest and got the money laundering machines in place BEFORE BIDUNG UNVEILED IT.

The Biden Crime Family has a huge financial interest in climate change.

Everytime Bidung says “climate change,” several offshore banks open their deposit windows,
type in Biden and seven zeros, then wait for the Intl Money Transfers.

Holding back illegals data surely means the family is getting kickbacks from traffickers.........
no question crackhead Hunter Biden is wallowing in the drug avalanche at the border.


6 posted on 01/09/2022 11:02:53 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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To: All
"People keep saying I'm dazed and confused."

“I am not dazed and confused. I just had the best sex of my life w/ my dog. “
“My dog happens to resemble drJill. Doesn’t everybody make mistakes in the heat of passion?”

7 posted on 01/09/2022 11:09:04 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use. )
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And 72% of the rest of the time, just ‘goofing off’.

The remaining 1% is practicing on the teleprompter trying to get what other people wrote for him to say to come out right.


8 posted on 01/09/2022 11:12:27 AM PST by LegendHasIt
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To: John Semmens

The average full time employee works 5 days a week.

There are 52 weeks, amounting to 365 days. There are generally 10 holidays.

Using the math in this article, the average person is “off” 31.2% of the time BEFORE a single vacation day.

This article is pretty loose with its math.


9 posted on 01/09/2022 11:13:29 AM PST by Vermont Lt
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To: John Semmens

He spends 100% of his time vacant.


10 posted on 01/09/2022 11:16:52 AM PST by Noumenon (Black American flag time. KTF)
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To: John Semmens

President Retard is on a permanent vacation no matter where he’s at 🤪


11 posted on 01/09/2022 11:18:51 AM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it)
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To: cotton1706

“What does Biden do for vacation off-time? Just sit there?”

Barnaby Jones and Murder, She Wrote.


12 posted on 01/09/2022 1:44:16 PM PST by The Antiyuppie (When small men cast long shadows, then it is very late in the day.)
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To: Vermont Lt

As Commander-in-Chief Biden should be compared to his troops who get 30 days of leave each year. That’s 8% of the year. Apart from this, troops are considered to be on duty the rest of the time. As their leader Biden ought to set a good example and not be taking off more than three times as long as the lower ranks.

Your comparison to the civilian workforce is inapt. Less is asked of civilians. Biden signed up for the most demanding job in America of his own free will. If it is too much for him he has the option of retiring with a generous pension any many other perks.


13 posted on 01/09/2022 10:54:14 PM PST by John Semmens
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