Posted on 11/02/2009 10:30:58 PM PST by raj bhatia
Boy! I hope the bear flossed after eating those DISGUSTING terrorists.
As you well may know these Mujjies dont bathe for MONTHS on at a time. Add in the fact that they wipe thier asses with their own left hand (no toilet paper, not even leaves). Then they have marital relations with sheep and goat and donkey.
Now imagine how bad they smelt!
yay, bears!!!
Two terrorists, Hadji and Achmed, were walking through the forest one day, when they stumbled upon and startled a bear eating a freshly killed fish.
They turned and started running. The pissed-off bear gave chase.
As they outdistanced the bear a little, one of the terrorists, Hadji, huffing and puffing, sat down and pulled out a pair of running sneakers from his turban.
The other terrorist, Achmed, noticing this, said “What? Do you think that will make you outrun the bear?”
Hadji stood up and said, “No...I don’t have to outrun the bear...I only have to outrun YOU...”
Badda-bing!!!
“Seriously, folks... I write my own stuff...”
lol!
I’m here till Tuesday...try the Veal!!
I’m here till Tuesday...try the Veal!!
Do they still get the virgins?
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