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'Republicans Are Brainwashed,' Democrats Dutifully Chant While Clad In Identical White Uniforms
The Babylon Bee ^ | 1/6/2019 | Staff

Posted on 02/06/2019 11:24:47 AM PST by fungoking

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In remarks leading up to the State of the Union address Tuesday evening, Democratic lawmakers accused Republicans of being brainwashed and following Trump no matter what he does, all while wearing matching white uniforms and only clapping when their party leaders signaled it was OK to do so.

"Republicans are all brainwashed to agree with whatever Trump says," one congresswoman said after the address as she stood in solidarity with her fellow Democrats all in matching, identical uniforms. "It's really sad that half our nation can't think for themselves and only do whatever the Republican Party tells them to do."

"When we can't think for ourselves, we've lost what made this nation great," she added, reading off a script prepared for her by party leaders.

At publishing time, Democrats had revealed they were slightly disappointed that the mothership didn't come to take them away during the speech, but they're confident it will be coming to take them back to their home planet any day now.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; politics; satire
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1 posted on 02/06/2019 11:24:47 AM PST by fungoking
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To: fungoking

The hoodless klavern.


2 posted on 02/06/2019 11:28:20 AM PST by onedoug
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To: fungoking

Self projection is right next to group think on the crazy/idiot spectrum.


3 posted on 02/06/2019 11:31:05 AM PST by Track9 (Conservatives like underdogs, progressive like victims.)
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To: onedoug

That’s excellent.


4 posted on 02/06/2019 11:33:29 AM PST by Track9 (Conservatives like underdogs, progressive like victims.)
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Art imitates life again.


5 posted on 02/06/2019 11:34:35 AM PST by Olog-hai ("No Republican, no matter how liberal, is going to woo a Democratic vote." -- Ronald Reagan, 1960)
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To: onedoug

Perfect on the first comment.


6 posted on 02/06/2019 11:35:07 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true. I have no proof, but they're true)
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To: fungoking

Says one who, by some accounts, stood and sat and applauded - or not - at the direction of the democrat ring leader, Nancy Pelosi.


7 posted on 02/06/2019 11:35:56 AM PST by grobdriver (BUILD KATE'S WALL!)
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To: fungoking

ROTFLMFAO!


8 posted on 02/06/2019 11:37:03 AM PST by Ikeon ( You may be right, I may be crazy.)
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To: fungoking

Funny. Just WHO does this brainwashing?

Trump alone? Cos he sure doesn’t have the party behind him.

Fox news? They’re left leaning now too, not to mention they were the LONE non- Democrat network vs. the many who ARE full Democrat.

These people are sociopaths.


9 posted on 02/06/2019 11:37:40 AM PST by joethedrummer
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Some of these fools just have no idea that most conservatives are about the only ones who ARE thinking for themselves. The ones who are hearing the socialist message & thinking that’s the way to way to go are apparently not thinking at all. Don’t they pay any attention at all as to what’s going on in the world? Apparently not, or they have a completely different meaning as to what constitutes thinking for oneself.


10 posted on 02/06/2019 11:37:49 AM PST by oldtech
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To: fungoking

You all realize Babylon Bee is satire, right?


11 posted on 02/06/2019 11:39:08 AM PST by DLfromthedesert
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To: fungoking

Freudians are having a field day analyzing those white outfits. Penis envy for sure but no doubt there is a deep wish that somehow they be transformed into white males and be part of the white patriarchy.


12 posted on 02/06/2019 11:43:08 AM PST by allendale (.)
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To: fungoking

What came to my mind was there they were the “White Clad Handmaidens”!

Now group think has morphed in to group fashion.

Clueless idiots.


13 posted on 02/06/2019 11:46:51 AM PST by ImpBill (Conservative little "l" libertarian)
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To: fungoking

Ironic...


14 posted on 02/06/2019 11:47:16 AM PST by Openurmind
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To: fungoking

You gotta love those Democrat nonconformists all dressed in white, kinda like their kin, Antifa, nonconforming anarchists all wearing masks and black hoodies. If there’s a dependable voting bloc anywhere in Congress, it sure as hell ain’t Republicans!


15 posted on 02/06/2019 11:48:18 AM PST by ManHunter (You can run, but you'll only die tired... Army snipers: Reach out and touch someone)
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To: fungoking

Let’s see. The Democrats almost always vote as one no matter how bad the situation while Republicans always seem to have dissenters. Now, who is brainwashed.


16 posted on 02/06/2019 11:48:52 AM PST by antidemoncrat
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My wife was like “OMG, the Democrats are chanting USA——USA-—” I told her I thought they were chanting “UFA——UFA-—” (United females of America)? Maybe it’s just me....


17 posted on 02/06/2019 11:50:36 AM PST by mikelets456
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To: onedoug
Much easier on the eyes in full costume. These women are scarier without their hoods.


18 posted on 02/06/2019 11:51:26 AM PST by Perseverando (For Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies & other DemoKKKrats: It's all about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
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To: mikelets456

Could have been CSA. Confederate States of America. It’s a Klan thing.


19 posted on 02/06/2019 11:52:39 AM PST by Perseverando (For Progressives, Islamonazis, Statists, Commies & other DemoKKKrats: It's all about PEOPLE CONTROL!)
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To: fungoking

Liberals all think THEY are nonconformist

But

‘Conforming to non conformity is conforming JUST THE SAME!’


20 posted on 02/06/2019 11:57:11 AM PST by SMARTY (Hatred is a feeling which leads to the extinction of values. Ortega y Gasset)
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