Send her some Zimbabwe currency.
Squeeze a rock and look for blood.
You’ll have more luck.
Send her a dictionary.....................
a check made out to someone else
Just send an empty package of something nice.
Whatever you wind up doing, just ask yourself if it’s worth her disowning you.
Swift kick in the ass
You may be venturing into an area in which you will not want to reside.
If she is an attorney, she likely does not need your cash.
Buy her 1 share of an energy stock.
She can watch how the stock loses value as the Biden policies take effect. If it’s a coal company in all probability it will be worthless in less than four years.
From the free legal dictionary:
Fraud
A false representation of a matter of fact—whether by words or by conduct, by false or misleading allegations, or by concealment of what should have been disclosed—that deceives and is intended to deceive another so that the individual will act upon it to her or his legal injury.
Fraud is commonly understood as dishonesty calculated for advantage. A person who is dishonest may be called a fraud. In the U.S. legal system, fraud is a specific offense with certain features.
Fraud must be proved by showing that the defendant’s actions involved five separate elements: (1) a false statement of a material fact,(2) knowledge on the part of the defendant that the statement is untrue, (3) intent on the part of the defendant to deceive the alleged victim, (4) justifiable reliance by the alleged victim on the statement, and (5) injury to the alleged victim as a result.
All 5 elements are present in election fraud
Tell her you’ve donated $200 in her name to a deposed Nigerian Prince, and once he takes his rightful throne she will receive the millions he promised you.
Does she like classic movies? Little Miss Marker?
If so send her two rolls of dimes for use in fights.
Give her a Ream of blank absentee ballots.
Donate funds to the Trump legal team in her name!
(That will send a _double_ message—probably way over her head but fun anyway!)
Donate funds to the Trump legal team in her name!
(That will send a _double_ message—probably way over her head but fun anyway!)
You cannot fight a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
She will always be your niece - Biden will not always be President.
Share your family’s love - it’s free.
God bless