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White House Solves Budget Crisis By Renting Out Ad Space On Biden's Back
The Babylon Bee ^ | September 01, 2021 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/02/2021 5:42:53 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The White House has solved the federal government's budget crisis by renting out ad space on the back of Joe Biden's suit jacket.

"This is a highly visible space, seen all the time during the president's press conferences when he refuses to take questions from the press," said Jen Psaki. "Your brand will be seen by millions of Americans as they anxiously wonder what the president has to say about Americans we've left stranded abroad, inflation, the economy, gas prices, the border crisis, and every other crisis. As soon as the press asks a question, your brand will be captured by dozens of television cameras."

The initial ad placements sold for millions of dollars, and the White House has said that they believe this could raise trillions over the course of Biden's tenure. Of course, if he passes away unexpectedly, the revenue source will dry up, and they will be forced to rent ad space on Kamala Harris's forehead.


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Society
KEYWORDS: ads; babylonbee; bidensback; budgetcrisis; joebiden; pressconferences; revenue; satire; walksaway

1 posted on 09/02/2021 5:42:53 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

There’s plenty of space between his ears.


2 posted on 09/02/2021 5:58:27 PM PDT by Greg123456 (Better to live in a house filled with cockroaches than a city filled with Democrats)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Maybe the ad on his back said, “I am with stupid.”


3 posted on 09/02/2021 6:14:29 PM PDT by Mark17 (USAF, Retired. Father of USAF officer and trained pilot, who loves flying US Air Force aircraft. )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I doubt he would turn the money over to the government. The big guy always wets his beak first.


4 posted on 09/02/2021 6:44:14 PM PDT by Rowdyone
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To: Mark17

It should say “Kick me”


5 posted on 09/03/2021 5:26:20 AM PDT by SMARTY (Republics decline into democracies & democracies degenerate into despotisms. Aristotle)
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