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Is Hillary Clinton Sending Hitmen After You? Look For These Troubling Signs
The Babylon Bee ^ | June 6, 2022 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 06/07/2022 2:01:23 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Uh oh! You just came across something incriminating about Hillary Clinton! Whatever you do, don't go to the press! They know everything anyway. Trust no one!

Oh wait, you already blabbed to Jerry from marketing? Ugh, okay. Better be on your guard.

Look for the following signs that Hillary has dispatched a team of elite assassins to hunt you down:

1) A piano drops behind you as you walk down the sidewalk: Could be a coincidence...

2) The burrito you were eating was somehow replaced with a stick of dynamite: At least it's spicy.

3) That Predator Drone has been following you for the last 3 blocks: Poor guy, maybe he's lost.

4) You find a suicide note you didn't write: And the poetic verse is all wrong.

5) The spotter for that sniper you saw looks a lot like Hillary Clinton: Might also be strange to see a sniper in a suburban neighborhood.

6) The cable guy introduces himself as Hilgo Clintmann: Hey! What's in that long black case?

7) Your new roommate, Hillard E. Climpton looks like Hillary in a mustache: You also can't remember having a roommate.

8) Bill Clinton keeps texting your wife to ask if she has any plans a week from next Tuesday: Suspicious.

9) Your prison guards suddenly turn off the video cameras in your cell and leave the room: Also, you somehow ended up in federal prison without a trial. Weird.

10) She just zoomed past you on explosive ACME rocket skates: You'd think she would have a better assassination budget.

11) Someone keeps leaving Walmart sushi on your doorstep: Gross and mysterious.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: hillaryclinton; hitmen; lookout; satire

1 posted on 06/07/2022 2:01:23 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This is pretty Serious.

I hope the Bee editors hire a PMC with standard capacity magazines cause they have just poked the Queen BeeHive.

They will need lots of Smoke to get the honeycome 1” nuggets without getting stung.


2 posted on 06/07/2022 2:08:22 PM PDT by algore
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
A classic from The Bee.


3 posted on 06/07/2022 2:12:11 PM PDT by stevio
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

#15 - You find an extension cord...and a shotgun...on a table...under a tree


4 posted on 06/07/2022 2:36:26 PM PDT by Roccus (First we beat the Nazis........Then we defeated the Soviets....... Now, we are them)
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To: algore

Does anyone seriously think the Clintons, as bad of politicians as they are, would stoop to murder?


5 posted on 06/07/2022 3:00:18 PM PDT by unlearner (Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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To: unlearner

Okay. I was just kidding.


6 posted on 06/07/2022 3:00:35 PM PDT by unlearner (Si vis pacem, para bellum. Let him who desires peace prepare for war.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Shame Trump never got around to locking her up.


7 posted on 06/07/2022 3:12:20 PM PDT by FormerFRLurker
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To: unlearner

Stooping is not a great firing position.


8 posted on 06/07/2022 3:15:47 PM PDT by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll eventually get what you deserve)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I see another person close to Bill and Hillary, Mark Middleton, an advisor to Bill while at the WH, was found hanging in a tree with a shot gun blast to his chest in May 2022. He lived in Little Rock Arkansas. Mark allowed Epstein to visit Bill in the WH 17 times. Wow hung himself and shot himself. Sure ok.


9 posted on 06/07/2022 3:27:36 PM PDT by Engedi
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
8) Bill Clinton keeps texting your wife to ask if she has any plans a week from next Tuesday: Suspicious.

LOL FUNNY...

10 posted on 06/07/2022 4:14:11 PM PDT by Deplorable American1776 (I'm the one trying to save American Democracy...Donald Trump 6/21 at the NCGOP convention! )
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To: FormerFRLurker

“Shame Trump never got around to locking her up.”

I hope he at least tried, and we don’t know about it. There was no way either of his deep state AGs would’ve let that happen.


11 posted on 06/07/2022 4:22:19 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Joe Biden has been protected by assault weapons his entire adult life. )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This story is being ignored by most of the media, which is why I sent an article about it to a democrat.


12 posted on 06/07/2022 4:37:40 PM PDT by Dr. Scarpetta ( )
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To: Engedi

I’m pretty sure that event is what spurred the Bee to write this article. I’m surprised one of the items wasn’t “You see a mysterious guy following you with a rope and a shotgun.”


13 posted on 06/07/2022 5:52:26 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Bus No. 2525)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Oh wait, you already blabbed to Jerry from marketing?"

That would be "Jerry Parks".

14 posted on 06/07/2022 6:39:36 PM PDT by The Duke (Search for 'Sydney Ducks' and understand what is needed.)
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To: Engedi

This dude’s girlfriend was found at the bottom of his pool with a cinder block tied around her ankles. Did they use rope? Nope. Electrical cord... True story.


15 posted on 06/07/2022 7:34:13 PM PDT by Mathews (It's all gravy, baby!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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dvwjr
16 posted on 06/08/2022 4:02:25 AM PDT by dvwjr ( - )
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

😅


17 posted on 06/08/2022 7:35:18 AM PDT by Georgia Girl 2 (The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped)
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To: Mathews

Wow interesting. Thanks for sharing.


18 posted on 06/08/2022 7:51:55 AM PDT by Engedi
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