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1 posted on 04/07/2024 9:34:20 AM PDT by simpson96
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About 60 years ago I was watching Red Skeleton do a skit on his Live TV Show .. .
There he was, in a modern living room, facing the audience. His wife walks up behind him and cheerfully says, “Hello, Darling.” He spins around, pulls out a revolver and shoots her 6-times !
The camera moves into a tight shot of him massaging his temple. A male Voice-Over follows: “SURE, you got a headache .. . but DON’T take it out on her.”


2 posted on 04/07/2024 9:47:13 AM PDT by Spaceman49
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Time for Pizza delivery to use drones (they are, already, si?).

Pizza delivery fires up a drone and sends the pizza to the destination door porch/stoop.

Drone flies away. Recipient gets a phone call from pizza delivery.

Where that does not work, NO SOUP FOR YOU!


3 posted on 04/07/2024 9:53:29 AM PDT by linMcHlp
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Well, don’t forget my mustard next time.


4 posted on 04/07/2024 9:55:32 AM PDT by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to says it.)
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Yep.


5 posted on 04/07/2024 9:59:33 AM PDT by HIDEK6 (God bless Donald Trump. A)
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Another Scott Adams check mark on the correct you are ledger.


7 posted on 04/07/2024 10:04:22 AM PDT by Mouton (A 150MT hit will not solve our problems now.)
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...because the original purchaser was not present.

For booze? Oh, I'm pretty sure the original purchaser was present.

8 posted on 04/07/2024 10:05:06 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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Jalyn Searcy-Williams
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9 posted on 04/07/2024 10:06:05 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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Click. Yup.


10 posted on 04/07/2024 11:00:38 AM PDT by Salman (It's not a slippery slope if it was part of the program all along. )
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do I really need to scroll for a photo, one that will confirm my expectation?


12 posted on 04/07/2024 2:47:04 PM PDT by DPMD (ua)
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A large proportion of the population now believes they have the right to bash someone’s head onto concrete (as apparently brain damaged young Kaylee Gains)
or just shoot them.

Depends on their mood and feelings at the time.

Dispute on a playground? Surround and beat the person unconscious.

Impulse control? Thing of the past.

Update on Kaylee Gains condition. (NOT a fight, it was an assault on her.)
https://people.com/kaylee-gain-significant-cognitive-impairment-weeks-after-school-fight-8623536


13 posted on 04/07/2024 4:35:04 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls.)
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