[Eleutheria5]

It was a blue suede shoe.

[tje]

Hound of the Baskervilles comes to mind...

[SaveFerris]

[According to Asghar Bukhari, founder of the extremist Muslim Public Affairs Committee (MPAC), Zionists broke into his house last night and stole... his shoe.]

Is there nothing Zionist bankers can’t do?

Were they in a spaceship? (uh oh, I’m gonna get the Mel Brooks reference! LOL)

I think Zionists took over my toaster and burned my toast this morning.

You might think I’m crazy, but I KNOW they did it!

Now. Where’s my tinfoil?

[dp0622]

if i had a dollar for every time someone broke into my house and stole a shoe.

[KC_Lion]

[KC_Lion]

[left that other site]

One can see the diabolical, demonic eeevil in this foul deed! By stealing merely ONE shoe the eevil Zionist has placed the good Muslim in an untenable position. Upon embarking on daily prayer, the good muslim must remove both his shoes. How can he do this if he has but one? Must he remove the one shoe, replace it upon his foot, and remove it again? Is this not duplicity? OH! You who believe! The prophet(pbuh) was never faced with this dilemma, as he always had MORE than than two shoes, as he was wont to help himself to the shoes of his enemies, as he saw fit (pbuh).

Now, this poor individual is faced with this horrid dilemma not once, not twice, not thrice, but FIVE TIMES A DAY!

What can this poor man do to stay instep with his daily prayer schedule? His very sole is at stake! No other theft could have been laced with such evil intent. That eevil Zionist was a heel of the first magnitude, may beets grow in his belly, G-d forbid!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

Well, it’s one for the money
Two for the show
Three to get ready
Now go, cat, go

But don’t you
Steal my blue suede shoes
You can do anything
But don’t steal my blue suede shoes

Well, you can knock me down
Step in my face
Slander my name
All over the place

Do anything that you want to do
But uh-uh, honey
Lay off of my shoes
Don’t you steal my blue suede shoes
Well, you can do anything
But don’t steal my blue suede shoes

Let’s go, cat!
Ah, walk the dog

[Jan_Sobieski]

There are probably crazy conspiracy theorists who actually believe this. It would sound something like this...The Khazar fake Zionist Jews, i.e the Rothschilds funded, world banker and money controlling fake Jews who really didn't go through the holocaust are behind stealing of just one shoe of their victims to put the fear in them...

These people are so crazy that if you disagree with them, you are part of the conspiracy! They will be the first to bow down to Islam or the Anti-Christ.

[samtheman]

In a world where insanity prevails, the expressions of the clinically insane are without limits.

[samtheman]

I just told my wife this story and she said maybe a neighborhood dog.

[faithhopecharity]

it was a blue suede shoe that he peed on

[rrrod]

Clearly a mass muslim suicide is in order.

[kalee]

Do these people really not see how stupid they appear? smh

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