[Grampa Dave]

I'M NOT A CROOK!

GW AND DICK CHENEY MADE ME DO IT!

SIMON MADE ME DO IT!

I'M INNOCENT! I'VE BEEN FRAMED!

D14TRUTH DID THIS TO ME!

I KNOW NOTHING!

DEFINE IS!

[Impeach98]

Security agent directs truck carrying shredded Oracle documents(AP)

[ElkGroveDan]

Honest. I ran outta gas.

I had a flat tire.

I didn't have enough money for cab fare.

My tux didn't come back from the cleaners.

An old friend came in from outta town.

Someone stole my car.

There was an earthquake,...

...a terrible flood,

...locust's.

It wasn't my fault!! *

[Angelique]

That is too funny. I suggested on another thread that we wear t-shirts with the words,"I am not a crook. Turn out the lights." We should put your pic of Gray on the front, and then the rest of Gray's statements on the back.

BTW, guess who's showing up? More mountain lions.

[Angelique]

Hey Monsieur Waspman, check out 7. Grampa Dave has sumpin started...LOL