[plain talk]

How about beaming Osama into a herd of pigs so they can then run off and drown themselves?

[Wm Bach]

How about beaming Osama into a herd of pigs so they can then run off and drown themselves?

How about teleporting him "The Fly" style, except using a pig? Then he'll be this pig mullah running around freaking out, beady little eyes all crazed, pulling madly at his snout poking out from beneath his turban with little hoofy fingers.

[Salgak]

(In my best "Scotty" voice. . .)

Capten, Aye kenna beam bin Laden: there be some things even ELECTRONICS willna touch. . . . .