[Paul Atreides]

If your presidential liberry is a doublewide with the wheels still attached, you might be a Clinton.

[keithtoo]

If you think that a conscience is as unnecessary for existence as an appendix.....you might be a Clinton.

If you value truth or deceit as equally useful tools....you might be a Clinton.

[Hildy]

You might be a Clinton if you own three extravagant mansion, but never had to supply a down payment.

[AngrySpud]

If your gene pool doesn't have a deep end, you might be a Klinton.

[Not a Friend of Bill]

If you don't know what the meaning if "is" is ...

[Lizzy W]

If suicide, particularly via gun shot wound to the back of the head, is an epidemic among your circle of friends, you might be a Clinton.

[Sandshark]

If you think that after raping a woman, the best way to make her feel better is to tell her to "put some ice on that", you might be a Clinton.

[mrsmith]

If you look like the man who, just about the time you were concieved, gave your parents their big break...
then you might be a Clinton.

[kempo]

If your nose continues to grow or your ankles keep getting fatter, you just might be a clitoon.

[MeekOneGOP]

(((PING))))))

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Thanks for the heads up, Paul!

[rangerX]

If your humidor can snap it's thong at you, you might be a clinton.

[6ppc]

If, at your presidential library, there's a token dispenser at the entrance to the multi-media section.

[Diogenesis]

If you are placed in the highest office and sell out the US and its citizens, you must be a Xlinton.

[mombonn]

You might be a clintbilly if you stole WH treasures upon vacating the premises.

You might be a clintbilly if you REGISTERED for gifts for your new homes upon vacating the WH.

You might be a clintbilly if you only own ONE snaggly black pantsuit.

[babyfreep]

If there is a black pants suit standing in your closet you just might be a clinton.

[sweetliberty]

If you've seen more exotic places on other peoples' money than a high priced call girl, you might be a Clinton.

[Semper911]

Prediction for this thread: 750 replys. Maybe more. I can't wait to read every one.

[asneditor]

Going to bookmark this thread for sure. :-)

[Diogenesis]

If your name translates:

CLINTON = CLINTON

then you are a Clinton.

[moodymare]

Ok, here goes... You may be a Clinton if your only fashion statement is (peyuu) Ole Crusty with the obligatory sweater draped about the neck.

[Slyfox]

If you can get elected President of the United States and simultaneously
not be able to get a security clearnace of ANY KIND, you might be a Clinton.