A Play on Words (this is pretty funny and humorous)

unknown | Jan. 8, 2002 | unknown

[JusPasenThru]

Anchovies? I spell my name Danger.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Time flys like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

[Standing Wolf]

Try to always remember to never split infinitives.

Keep your prose hyphen-free.

[Robert A Cook PE]

If you squirt a mosquito with insect repellent, where does it go?

[WhyisaTexasgirlinPA]

Here's an oldie brought back to life...........funny comment there Rush.......

[Gabz]

Nope - no way, no how am I gonna rise to the bait.

[facedown]

Bump; ping.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Butt, butt, buttt .... You are the master of all bated matters!

[Gabz]

You fishing for a knuckle sammich or wha???????

[Rad_J]

In the beginning there was God and nothing
and God said let there be light and there was light
and there was still nothing, but you could see it

[LexBaird]

If you squirt a mosquito with insect repellent, where does it go? Left.

[Clemenza]

Lesbians don't do dick.

Carpenters screw daily and often.

[Adam-ondi-Ahman]

1. Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
2. No sentence fragment
3. It behooves us to avoid archaisms.
4. Also avoid awkward or affected alliteration.
5. Don't use no double negatives.
6. If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times -- resist hyperbole!
7. Avoid commas, that are not necessary.
8. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
9. Avoid trendy locutions that sound, like, flaky.
10. Writing carefully dangling participles should not be used.
11. Kill all exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
12. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.
13. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
14. Take the bull by the hand, and don't mix metaphors.
15. DON'T verb nouns.
16. Never, ever, use repetitive redundancies.
17. Last, but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.

[Mr. Lucky]

I know where you're coming from. Trite cliches are not my cup of tea either.