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A Play on Words (this is pretty funny and humorous)
unknown | Jan. 8, 2002 | unknown

Posted on 01/08/2002 10:12:50 AM PST by oldvike

Dyslexics have more fnu

Clones are people, two

Entropy isn't what it used to be

Microbiology Lab Staph Only!

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses

Eschew obfuscation

186,000 miles/sec (300,000km/sec): Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor

Atheism is a non-prophet organization

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Editing is a rewording activity

Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure

My reality check just bounced

Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery

No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway


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Have a great day FReepers. :-)
1 posted on 01/08/2002 10:12:50 AM PST by oldvike
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To: oldvike
Funny and humorous?
2 posted on 01/08/2002 10:15:36 AM PST by Mr. Lucky
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To: oldvike
bump
3 posted on 01/08/2002 10:15:45 AM PST by oldvike
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To: Mr. Lucky
Funny and humorous?

Yes, that's a play on words. Come on, lighten up! ;^)

4 posted on 01/08/2002 10:17:22 AM PST by oldvike
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To: Mr. Lucky
From the Department of Redundancy Department.
5 posted on 01/08/2002 10:17:31 AM PST by Tennessee_Bob
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To: lepton
fyi
6 posted on 01/08/2002 10:19:28 AM PST by kayak
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To: oldvike
All generalities can be proven false, including this one.
7 posted on 01/08/2002 10:20:22 AM PST by tacticalogic
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To: kayak
Non Sequitor society - we don't make sense, but we love pizza.
8 posted on 01/08/2002 10:20:57 AM PST by lepton
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To: oldvike
filibuster: legislative death by legal interjection.
9 posted on 01/08/2002 10:23:40 AM PST by tacticalogic
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LOL
10 posted on 01/08/2002 10:25:52 AM PST by oldvike
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Buddhists don't use Novocaine - they prefer to transcend dental medication.
11 posted on 01/08/2002 10:28:26 AM PST by Billthedrill
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To: oldvike
Thanks, I needed that.
12 posted on 01/08/2002 10:29:59 AM PST by beekeeper
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To: oldvike
and...

Breaking your funny bone is not humerus.

13 posted on 01/08/2002 10:33:46 AM PST by N. Theknow
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To: oldvike
It was neither funny nor humorous; but it was comical and whimsical.
14 posted on 01/08/2002 10:35:04 AM PST by Consort
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To: Billthedrill
LMAO, that's a good one.
15 posted on 01/08/2002 10:35:29 AM PST by oldvike
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Dyslexic Atheists, believe there is no Dog...
16 posted on 01/08/2002 10:39:31 AM PST by Alabama_Wild_Man
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It really buggers the mind.
17 posted on 01/08/2002 10:40:22 AM PST by GSWarrior
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On the other hand....maybe it was just witty.
18 posted on 01/08/2002 10:40:54 AM PST by Consort
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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

"Make me one with everything."

19 posted on 01/08/2002 10:42:39 AM PST by tacticalogic
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To: oldvike
Mr. Lucky wasn't lucky enough to get it today. Maybe tomorrow Mr. Lucky will be lucky.
20 posted on 01/08/2002 10:44:01 AM PST by RedBloodedAmerican
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