[oldvike]

Have a great day FReepers. :-)

[Mr. Lucky]

Funny and humorous?

[oldvike]

bump

[tacticalogic]

All generalities can be proven false, including this one.

[tacticalogic]

filibuster: legislative death by legal interjection.

[Billthedrill]

Buddhists don't use Novocaine - they prefer to transcend dental medication.

[beekeeper]

Thanks, I needed that.

[N. Theknow]

and...

Breaking your funny bone is not humerus.

[Consort]

It was neither funny nor humorous; but it was comical and whimsical.

[Alabama_Wild_Man]

Dyslexic Atheists, believe there is no Dog...

[Consort]

On the other hand....maybe it was just witty.

[saurus]

Dislexics of the world Untie!

[Ditto]

Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

Flabbergasted (adj.), appaled over how much weight you have gained

Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation when drunk

Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam.

Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent

Pokemon (n.), A Jamaican proctologist.

[Twodees]

DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!

[beaubazzoo]

The meek shall inherit the earth, if it is all right with you guys!

[rockfish59]

etch-a-sketch puts (c)rap to shame!

[mtngrl@vrwc]

I really enjoyed these! Thanks for sharing.

[ActionNewsBill]

Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art

[SeeRushToldU_So]

When I was younger and was out till 3AM and had to get up
at 6AM, I thought that"It got late early"

[Tennessee_Bob]

Time flys like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

[Standing Wolf]

Try to always remember to never split infinitives.

Keep your prose hyphen-free.