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A Play on Words (this is pretty funny and humorous)
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Posted on 01/08/2002 10:12:50 AM PST by oldvike
Dyslexics have more fnu
Clones are people, two
Entropy isn't what it used to be
Microbiology Lab Staph Only!
Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses
Eschew obfuscation
186,000 miles/sec (300,000km/sec): Not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Editing is a rewording activity
Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure
My reality check just bounced
Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery
No sense being pessimistic, it probably wouldn't work anyway
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons
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To: oldvike
Dislexics of the world Untie!
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posted on
01/08/2002 10:44:37 AM PST
by
saurus
To: saurus
That is my favorite of all bathroom grafitti.
To: saurus
Whooops! "Dyslexics" A senior moment
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posted on
01/08/2002 10:47:09 AM PST
by
saurus
To: oldvike
Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
Flabbergasted (adj.), appaled over how much weight you have gained
Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation when drunk
Testicle (n.) a humorous question on an exam.
Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent
Pokemon (n.), A Jamaican proctologist.
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posted on
01/08/2002 10:47:26 AM PST
by
Ditto
To: Rebelbase
And along the same lines, There is a severly dsylexic friend of a friend who could never understand why people would eat at a restaurant named O'Brains.
To: oldvike
DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD, UNTIE!
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posted on
01/08/2002 10:52:50 AM PST
by
Twodees
To: Alabama_Wild_Man
And then there's the insomniac dyslexic agnostic who couldn't sleep at night agonizing over whether or not there is a dog......
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posted on
01/08/2002 10:55:09 AM PST
by
Twodees
To: Alabama_Wild_Man
<><>"Dyslexic Atheists, believe there is no Dog..."<><>
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posted on
01/08/2002 11:12:18 AM PST
by
G.Mason
To: oldvike
The meek shall inherit the earth, if it is all right with you guys!
To: oldvike
etch-a-sketch puts (c)rap to shame!
To: Alabama_Wild_Man
You said:
"Dyslexic Atheists, believe there is no Dog... " Yes, but Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniacs, lay in bed at night wondering if there IS a Dog.
To: Twodees
Ooops, you beat me to it. :)
To: saurus
How about "Dylsexics do it any they which way can"
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posted on
01/08/2002 12:09:16 PM PST
by
wai-ming
To: all
I seriously thought of using the screen name, Liz Dexia, for good reason...;-D
To: TheRealLobo
If there
IS a Dog....
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..... ..... .....thump !!
Folks...we have a winner !! !!
To: oldvike;lawgirl;ohiowfan;patriciaruth;homeschool mama
I really enjoyed these! Thanks for sharing.
To: oldvike
Rap is to music, what Etch-a-Sketch is to art 
To: mtngrl@vrwc
Thanks for the laugh.
To: patriciaruth
My Favorite Children's Books"Strangers Have the Best Candy"
"Some Kittens Can Fly!"
"The Kids' Guide to Hitch-Hiking"
"Dads' New Wife Michael"
"POP! Goes the Hampster...and Other Great Microwave Games"
"What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"
......FRegards
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posted on
01/08/2002 5:55:34 PM PST
by
gonzo
To: oldvike
When I was younger and was out till 3AM and had to get up
at 6AM, I thought that"It got late early"
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