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Understanding Engineers [Humor]
Email from an Engineer Friend ^
| 2-27-02
| Anon.
Posted on 02/27/2002 4:20:00 AM PST by Pharmboy
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It's not political humor, but I figured you freeps would enjoy this if you haven't seen this before. And no, I am not an engineer.
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posted on
02/27/2002 4:20:00 AM PST
by
Pharmboy
To: Pharmboy
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posted on
02/27/2002 4:27:56 AM PST
by
nevergore
To: Pharmboy
Too bad you're not an engineer, we really don't mind the teasing. Most engineers I know have the best engineer jokes.
The Knack
Did you know that EE's put the ee in geek? (or beer, depending on your mood.) Learned that from a fellow FReeper engineer!
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posted on
02/27/2002 4:28:36 AM PST
by
WIMom
To: Pharmboy
I am an engineer. ROFL!
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posted on
02/27/2002 4:31:10 AM PST
by
wbill
To: Pharmboy
Great jokes.
These are keepers. Still laughing and cleaning my keyboard.
Alas, yes, I are one...
To: WIMom
Long time no talk! Glad to see that you have your EE's in order......
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posted on
02/27/2002 4:33:39 AM PST
by
wbill
To: Pharmboy
This has been posted before, many times. And I have received it in my inbox I can't tell you how many times. Please don't waste space on the server posting email messages. Even if it's the first time you've ever read it, believe me, you are one of a tiny minority.
Please just put "fresh" news reports on FR.
Thanks.
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posted on
02/27/2002 4:34:27 AM PST
by
Illbay
To: Pharmboy
Excellent!
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posted on
02/27/2002 4:38:43 AM PST
by
Pentagram
To: Pharmboy
I'm gona have me some fun today....
Get some about physicists and I can lay waste to the whole building.
To: Pharmboy
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."
The second said, "I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical order."
The third said, "I like to operate on electricians. You open them up and everything inside is color-coded."
The fourth one said, "I like to operate on lawyers. They're heartless, spineless, gutless, and their heads and their butts are interchangeable."
Fifth surgeon said, "I like Engineers...they always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end..."
To: Illbay
Someone pee in your Cheerios again this morning?
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posted on
02/27/2002 4:42:59 AM PST
by
Pharmboy
To: Pharmboy
I gotta print this out. Thanks, Pharmboy. It's jokes like this that make me really wish I'd finished my ME degree. Maybe someday...
To: Pharmboy
Thanks for finding this one! LOL!
To: Pharmboy
I will share with my friends in CubeLand. These are great, Pharmboy!
To: Illbay
Sure, Illbay, anything you say.
Bah humbug!
Why don't you go tear wings off flies or something?
To: Pharmboy
Another engineer bump!
To: Pharmboy
To: Pharmboy
My brother-in-law is an engineer and these ring so true. Ever sold a house to an engineer? That is a scream!!
To: Illbay
Well, gee, I'm sorry your underwear suddenly shrunk two sizes on you....
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posted on
02/27/2002 5:40:34 AM PST
by
steve-b
To: wbill
I am an Engineer. LOL
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posted on
02/27/2002 5:49:53 AM PST
by
vannrox
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