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To: PatrickHenry
One idea I'm working on is to post "speed limit" signs out there where those nasty galaxies are threatening to go FTL. That should do it. But I can't figure out how to get the signs from here out to there, ahead of them, where they'll see them. Any suggestions?

Throw them in the laundry; the Quantum Turbo-Gyroscopic Event Horizon Vortex created by the spinning/drying cycle will transmit the signs thru the wormhole to the "Lint Continuum", from whence it should be a simple matter to distribute the Cosmic Speed Limit Signs.

But I have one question.....

..... what units are you going to use on the Speed Limit Signs? m/s? km/hr? miles/hr? furlongs per fortnight?

125 posted on 03/20/2002 1:31:54 PM PST by longshadow
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To: longshadow
what units are you going to use on the Speed Limit Signs?

I thought I'd use something like the bat signal, and shine a big floodlight out there into the emptiness, ahead of them, saying:
"If you can read this you're going too fast!"

126 posted on 03/20/2002 1:58:43 PM PST by PatrickHenry
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To: longshadow
Throw them in the laundry; the Quantum Turbo-Gyroscopic Event Horizon Vortex created by the spinning/drying cycle will transmit the signs thru the wormhole to the "Lint Continuum", from whence it should be a simple matter to distribute the Cosmic Speed Limit Signs.

Those signs would be covered up by all those socks that seem to disapear into that Vortex as well.
128 posted on 03/20/2002 5:56:53 PM PST by Aric2000
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