Posted on 03/23/2002 6:58:52 AM PST by eddie willers
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy f**king walrus-looking piece of sh*t! Get the f**k off of my obstacle! Get the f**k down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your b*lls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-d*cks every cannibal on the Congo!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Today you people are no longer maggots. Today you are Marines. You're part of a brotherhood.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Who said that? Who the f**k said that? Who's the slimy communist sh*t twinkle-toed c*cksucker who just signed his own death warrant?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Were you born worthless, or did you have to work at it?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: A rifle is only a tool. It's a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of sh*t. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Private Pyle, I'm gonna give you three seconds, exactly three f**kin' seconds, to wipe that stupid lookin' grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull f**k you!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Pyle, you had best unf**k yourself and start sh*tting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely f**k you up!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Private Joker, do you believe in the Virgin Mary?
Private Joker: Sir, no sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Well Private Joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly!
Private Joker: Sir, the private said "no sir," sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Drill Instructor: Why you little maggot, you make me want to vomit! [Slaps Joker] You goddamned communist heathen, you had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary, or I'm gonna stomp your guts out!
That and "Tiffany cufflinks" gets me rolling every time ...
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