Amazing TRUE Stories of Stupid Criminals - Drugs

DumbCriminalActs DOT com ^ | FR Post 03-24-02 | Editorial Staff

[vannrox]

I found this a good read.

[Cultural Jihad]

Libertarian press release: "The statist laws discriminate against the not-so-bright among us. We call for an end to the discrimination against stupid people. Besides, we need all the votes we can get!"

[The KG9 Kid]

"... They were so intent on their conversation that an UNIFORMED cop walked up beside them & held out his hand and they passed the joint to him!

What happened then? :D

[GeronL]

Maybe Libertarian Party get-out-the-vote drives should be held right outside the Police Stations,jails and courthouses, in addition to their current efforts at rock concerts.

[dighton]

Good site.

Under Convenience Store Stories:

Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store when he decided to fire his attorney. Oklahoma City District Attorney said Newton was doing a decent job until the store manage testified that Newton was indeed the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, " I should have blown your f***ing head off" The defendant paused then added "If I had been the one that was there." The jury deliberated for twenty minutes before returning a verdict of guilty and recommended a sentence of thirty years.

[muir_redwoods]

These are great. I heard a good one about a guy who was the governor of a southern state, he was married to a highpowered lawyer who had the courts wired to work any way she wanted. Their closest friend had the state's S&L system equally wired

They formed a partnership to front a phony real estate scam. Even as well-connected as they were they still couldn't make a dime.

She finally had to ditch the whole scheme and gig a cattle futures deal to recoup.

[Libloather]

Are all of these idiots Liberteens?

[dighton]

Urban legend.

;-)

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

I think I see a pattern here. Drugs don't seem to be doing a lot for these people's intelligence.

[VOA]

Thanks for the stories.
Sadly, it reminds me of the syndicated series "America's Dumbest Criminals".
It wasn't the highest in production values, but some of the stories were "priceless".
Too bad it isn't on anymore (at least not in the Los Angeles area).

[aculeus]

The judge required a five minute recess so that he could gain his composure.

A peal of laughter is a valid basis for appeal.

[Orual]

The officer asked the man which of his eyes was the glass. The man replied, "Both of them."

[fnord]

hmmm, hasn't helped your writing skills, eh?

[kidd]

Two men called the local television station and said they had a score to settle with President Clinton. They swore to cut him from ear to ear. The Secret Service was called in. After tracing the call, the Service went to the men's homes where they discovered 200 marijuana plants. The men were charged with both crimes

Are there any Libertarian Freepers that we haven't heard from in a while?

[kidd]

LOL! Your story is the best!

[Cultural Jihad]

I'd be curious to learn what legal obligation does a defense attorney have in suggesting a plea once he or she comes to believe in the guilt of their client?

[lexington minuteman 1775]

probably why they call it DOPE?

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

I guess so.