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Impromptus: The World's Most Important Columnist
National Review Online ^ | March 25, 2002 | Jay Nordlinger

Posted on 03/25/2002 11:54:19 AM PST by DaveCooper

The New York Times columnist Thomas L. Friedman is widely considered a sage on the Middle East, and he certainly is knowledgeable. But sometimes, when you read him, you have to ask yourself: “What kind of a sage says this? Or that? Or this?” I have asked such questions many times, sometimes in public.

I am not exactly a Friedmanologist, though I’m an observer, and I commend to readers a piece on the columnist by Michael Wolff, the perceptive and always interesting media critic of New York magazine.

On March 17, Friedman had a column praising (though in a backhanded way) President Bush for a boost in foreign aid. There are many things in that column that seem to me un-sage-like, but I’d like to concentrate on only a few.

Writes Friedman, “Because of Sept. 11, [Bush] has argued, we need even deeper tax cuts for the wealthy, even more money for a pie-in-the-sky missile defense that would have been no use on Sept. 11, an even bigger defense budget and even more drilling for oil in wilderness areas.”

This is more like the reflexive line of the unthinking liberal than the reasoning of a sage.

“Even deeper tax cuts for the wealthy.” The “even deeper” implies that we have already had deep tax cuts. “Wealthy” says that the administration intends tax relief to go to . . . well, the wealthy. But, as anyone who pays taxes knows, the Democrats’ definition of “the wealthy” can get a little weird (not that there’s anything wrong with cutting taxes for the wealthy, as Seinfeld might say). (Reagan spoke of the “truly needy”; maybe, given Democratic rhetoric, we need to resort to the “truly wealthy.”) Also, Friedman’s statement implies that he believes that cuts in marginal rates would starve the government of revenue, which is not only un-Lafferian, but unmindful of history.

“Even more money for a pie-in-the-sky missile defense that would have been no use on Sept. 11.” Amazing that a distinguished public-affairs commentator should speak of missile defense as “pie-in-the-sky”; you would think that, at a minimum, he would be concerned about covering his you-know-what. It’s one thing to be skeptical (despite the testimony of credible scientists, the impressive tests, and so on), but it’s another thing to be so categorical, so foolish. Many technological efforts in history have been scoffed at as “pie-in-the-sky,” only to prove successful. Why would you want to be a scoffer of your own generation, if only, as I said, out of caution, out of a concern for reputation?

And if a workable missile defense is achieved in the next 20, or 15, or 10 years, will the likes of Tom Friedman pay any penalty for their “pie-in-the-sky” talk? Probably not. Memories are short. (But I will try to remember.)

Remember this, too: that Friedman’s fellow Times columnist, Maureen Dowd, referred to missile defense as “Star Wars Saran Wrap.” Such is her considered opinion on possibly the most important scientific project of these times.

And how about Friedman’s “that would have been no use on Sept. 11”? This is an oldie (by now) but goodie. One curious thing is that the Left, in the beginning, seemed worried that the terrorist attacks would aid the drive for missile defense. John Lahr, the distinguished critic of The New Yorker, wrote, “Isn’t it odd that on the day — the DAY — that the Democrats launched their most blistering attack on ‘the absolute lunacy’ of Bush’s unproven missile-defense system… the rogue nation should suddenly become such a terrifying reality?”

Friedman is, of course, correct: a missile-defense system wouldn’t have stopped the planes in New York, Washington, and Pennsylvania. As a free public service, I will provide a partial list of other things a missile-defense system would fail to stop: a “suitcase” bomb; an invasion; poverty; the clap; tennis elbow.

A missile defense would hope to stop only missiles aimed at our communities, our hearts, ourselves. Isn’t that enough? Isn’t that rather worth doing? As someone pointed out after 9/11, aircraft carriers wouldn’t have stopped the terrorists, either, but who is now saying that we don’t need aircraft carriers, for the purposes those instruments serve? Who is saying that we don’t need tanks, guns, hand grenades, and the other things that this nation assembles for its defense? Oppose missile defense if you must — but why drag 9/11 into it? We never said that SDI would be a cure-all, would bring in the millennium; we said that it had a chance to protect us against missiles, and that a defense was better than a retaliatory attack killing millions of innocents.

Continuing with Friedman: “an even bigger defense budget.” The first duty of the federal government, of course, is the physical defense of us citizens. No serious person disputes this. And we are now engaged in a war of self-defense — which requires a defense budget equal to the task. This is, indeed, what Washington is principally for: not midnight basketball, not free false teeth — this.

“Even more drilling for oil in wilderness areas.” Please: An increase in domestic oil production is not the end of the world; in fact, it could prove a nicely beneficial thing. With today’s techniques, oil can be drilled for with negligible harm to the environment, and that includes ANWR, which, in any case, is no garden spot for eco-tourists. One might do a little reading: Opposition to drilling in ANWR is based either on ignorance or on some kind of mysticism — a Green religion.

Friedman goes on to write, “The most obvious conclusion from Sept. 11 — that fighting terrorism around the globe will require a new, multidimensional strategy, not just a defense strategy — was the one Mr. Bush seemed least inclined to draw . . .”

I had to blink when I read this. We all look at the papers: Haven’t Bush and his people warned constantly since 9/11 that we are in new, tricky, unexplored territory, and that this new kind of war requires a “multidimensional strategy”? Bush, Rumsfeld, et al. say it nearly every day, and act on this understanding nearly every day. Reading that sentence was like reading, “Gore really needs to wake up on this global-warming threat.”

Writes Friedman, “The 9/11 terrorists did not hit us because they were poor. But millions of poor people gave passive support to those terrorists because they resented our greed or our support for their bad régimes.”

What greed? The United States? The most generous nation in the world — no, in the history of the world? The only nation that, when all is said and done, really gives a damn about other peoples? The nation that has given more in blood and treasure for the good of other people than has any other nation ever? We not only give massive amounts of aid to foreign governments directly, we bankroll pretty much every international institution and event there is. We even paid for 25 percent of that Hitlerian jamboree in Durban.

“Support for their bad régimes.” Well, this can’t explain the Syrians, or the Sudanese, or the Iraqis. Does it explain the Palestinians? Should we cut off all contact with Arafat and the rest of the PA thugs and terrorists? This can’t be what Friedman means, of course.

Does he mean the Egyptians, Jordanians, and Saudis? Is the “street” really on the liberal side of those régimes? Does Friedman really believe that if the U.S. withdrew support for Hosni Mubarak, say, ordinary Egyptians would rise up in gratitude?

Friedman later writes, “The reason so many Muslims are angry is because most of them live under antidemocratic régimes backed by America, with lagging economies and shrinking opportunities for young people.” First, it’s questionable whether “most Muslims” live under America-backed régimes. This is a matter of a little math — don’t, please, forget the Iranians, or the Indonesians. Also, it depends on how you define “America-backed.”

Second, people like Friedman are usually urging the U.S. to make nice to Arab régimes, to understand the Arab position, to see as “moderate” any régime not directly killing Israelis. I don’t recall ever hearing a mainstream commentator say, “Damn it, those Jordanians, most of whom are Palestinians, should not have to live under that stinky little Hashemite monarchy.” On the contrary, commentators are always singing hymns to that monarchy, and doesn’t Queen Noor look lovely in her gowns and jewels, dancing at parties and talking with Barbara Walters?

Did you ever hear a commentator — pre-9/11 — say, “We should really think about our alliance with the corrupt and stifling House of Saud”? If you had suggested such a thing, you would have been denounced as an AIPAC propagandist. Only two seconds before writing the column in question, Friedman was talking with Saudi rulers and conveying their (meretricious) “peace plan.” Is not the House of Saud one of those antidemocratic régimes Friedman decries, and urges the U.S. to turn its back on?

Along the same line: The only people who complained when Secretary of State Christopher waited around for the tyrannical Hafiz Assad in Damascus were pro-Israel hawks. Everyone else thought this was “nuanced,” “evenhanded,” enlightened, and so on.

Third, Friedman’s “angry Muslims” seem at least as anti-democratic as the régimes that rule them. Are they in the streets appealing for democracy? Do they oppose the régimes from the liberalizing — rather than the bin Ladenizing — side? It seems not: They’re taking their pilgrimages to Mecca and crying there, “Death to America! Death to Israel!” (This was reported by returning pilgrims to Detroit.) Fouad Ajami speaks of a “thin layer” of governing elites, protecting societies — and the world — from what is worse in the mob. Few thoughts provoke as many shudders.

Then Friedman says — proffering chestnuts — “We need to find a way to ratify the Kyoto climate change treaty. It’s not only the right thing to do, but it would also send a hugely positive signal to the world — that America understands that if it’s going to have lasting allies in a global war on terrorism, it has to be the best global citizen it can be. The attitude that we are entitled to consume 25 percent of the world’s energy, while we’re only 4 percent of the world’s population, is obnoxious. Selfishness and hubris are a terrible combination.”

The Kyoto Protocol — it’s hard to be polite about this — is a crock, and everyone knows it, including those governments that pretend to be for it. It exists only as a bludgeon against the United States. And, by the way, one important way of being a “global citizen” is to pursue — on behalf of everyone, really — the terrorists who take innocent lives, and the governments and groups that support them. That’s global citizenship.

And we consume a lot of energy because we are a free economy, uplifting the whole world, and we produce a lot of energy. Our energy use is not depriving others of their energy use — the best way to help the poor and backward is to encourage them to adopt those habits that have made us prosperous, chief among them freedom, if that can be called a “habit.”

Do poor countries want to be closer to parity with the U.S.? Fine; delighted to hear it. Rather than beg from us, they must imitate us.

Finally, Friedman writes, “Mr. Bush has repeatedly told the world: If you’re not with us, you’re against us. He needs to remember this: The rest of the world is saying the same thing to us.”

Consider what America has proven in the past century alone — particularly in two world wars, and then in additional wars in the Far East and the Persian Gulf. (Let’s not forget the Cold War, either.) What other nation, in the history of man, has been so “with” the world’s peoples at large? No nation has ever invested so much to keep the world safe. As one of my colleagues sighed, France isn’t patrolling the globe, making sure your country doesn’t get invaded. Jordan isn’t safeguarding the freedom and success of the South Koreans. The United States, in addition to looking out for its interests, has taken on the role of its brothers’ keeper to an astonishing — and, again, unprecedented — degree.

The U.S. is not, and cannot be, responsible for every falling sparrow in the world — but no other nation has tried to catch so many. Friedman and others ask us to consider whether the peoples of the world think that America is “with” them. Well, if they don’t think it now — after all we’ve shown — when will they? Everyone in his right mind knows that America is “with” the world. If Muslims hate us, it is perhaps because they despise the qualities we embody — for example, peaceful coexistence with other countries, with the various religions. We don’t shriek at the existence of a sliver of land occupied by Jews in the vastness of the Middle East.

Besides which, isn’t it slightly perverse that Muslim terrorists kill thousands of us, while the Muslim world in general explodes in ululating cheers — and Friedman and others worry, “Gee, what do they think of us?” Mightn’t a Muslim worry, “Gee, wonder what they think of us”?

I once wrote, in despairing over Tom Friedman, that he “knows about 100 times more about the Middle East than most of us will ever know, in that he has devoted much of his career to that region.” He has won a thousand awards, has been accorded endless honor.

But it’s hard to see how his reputation as a sage can survive the columns he is writing.

And why do I bother to spend so much time — and to heave such sighs — over one lousy columnist? Because, after 9/11, Friedman became arguably the most important columnist in the world, or at least the most important columnist in the United States. He is the dominant voice on the Middle East at the dominant newspaper. He is the one to whom everyone’s turning. What Friedman’s opinion is, is on everyone’s lips. I hear this: from conservatives, from liberals — from everybody.

So, he bears a tremendous burden, has a tremendous obligation: like, Don’t be dumb.


TOPICS: Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: idiot; thomasfriedman
This isn't Nordlinger's entire “Impromptus” column; more can be found at http://www.nationalreview.com.
1 posted on 03/25/2002 11:54:19 AM PST by DaveCooper
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To: DaveCooper
An excellant piece on Friedman.
2 posted on 03/25/2002 12:14:39 PM PST by spqrzilla9
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To: DaveCooper
Excellent. Thanks for posting
3 posted on 03/25/2002 12:20:08 PM PST by madison46
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To: DaveCooper
Friedman oozes BlameAmericaFirstism and Nordlinger does a good job skewering the banality of his argument.

Thanks fer posting this good read...MUD

4 posted on 03/25/2002 12:25:12 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: DaveCooper
As a free public service, I will provide a partial list of other things a missile-defense system would fail to stop: a “suitcase” bomb; an invasion; poverty; the clap; tennis elbow.

It also would not stop or prevent liberalism, which is the biggest threat to this country in the world today.

5 posted on 03/25/2002 12:40:20 PM PST by Random Access
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To: DaveCooper
This is a reminder of the dangerously thin ice we're walking on in this country. Gore almost won the last election. As bad as Bush is (I'm thinking of CFR), just imagine where we'd be with Gore. As angry as I am at Bush (again, thinking of CFR), I'm going to do what I can, volunteering and giving money, to help Real Republicans get elected in 2002 and 2004.

The world is a very dangerous place and the USA is full of some very dangerous people. Our only defense are the few good Republicans we are able to elect here and there. The rest is garbage.

6 posted on 03/25/2002 12:53:56 PM PST by samtheman
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To: DaveCooper
Nordlinger is right. Friedman's 3/17 column is a real stinker. Friedman had been writing some creditable stuff since 9/11, but I guess he finally felt it was time to slip back into the comfortable snotty BS he's so good at.
7 posted on 03/25/2002 2:02:22 PM PST by beckett
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