[one2many]

"While serving in Congress, Lincoln was an outspoken supporter of the Marxist/socialist revolutions in Europe going on at the time. In 1861, Honest Abe sought to free the South from itself. Four years, billions of dollars in property loss and debt, and 600,000 lost lives later, Lincoln got his wish and our modern day federal government in Washington is the fruit of his labor. Don't everybody cheer at once." --MATTHEW CHANCEY

[r9etb]

"While drunk and beating his/her significant other on Thursday, freeper one2many decided that a Marxist approach to laundry management was probably correct. 'I must send a significant monetary donation to support Al Gore and his efforts to require the use of front-loading washing machines,' quoth he/she. 'I have become an ardent activist.'" -- MATTHEW CHANCEY

See: I, too, can post inflammatory quotes and attribute them to someone who appears to be a columnist (though I've never heard of him).

If you're going to toss around charges like these, you need to back them up. Without other attribution or even a helpful link, this is not very impressive.