[camle]

my fave

"Wanna get laid? crawl up a chicken's a$$ and wait"

[Calvin Coolidge]

"It will be a great day when schools get all the money they need and the air force has to hold a bake sale to buy a bomber,"

This one always gets to me. What a sophisticated understanding of Federalism and the role of government! So, you believe that local schools should be run by the federal government, and that national defense is properly a local issie? Great for you! I guess I shouldn't expect to see a "My Kid is an Honor Student" sticker on the same car ...

How about those "At _____ school, we honor ALL of our students" stickers. Those do make me want to write the conclusion underneath: "Even the stupid ones."

[wordsofearnest]

On the back of a young lady's SUV "Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing."

[irishtenor]

My all time favorite --- "If you smoke after sex, you did it too fast"