When are you going to add "Pompous A@@" to that juvenile singles ad on your homepage, Hank Stamper? It's the caveat that'll make it sing like bathroom poetry.
Hank Stamper? I have no idea who that is.
Singles ad? Haven't had one out in years though when I did I had more interest than I could handle. However, I would be happy to send the overflow your way should they admit to being brain-damaged.