[ValerieUSA]

Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon (L) and Secretary of State Colin Powell pose for photographers at Sharon's Jerusalem residence after talks April 12, 2002. Powell called on Syria and other nations to restrain Lebanese-based Hizbollah guerrillas who have stepped up attacks on Israel's northern border in recent weeks.
(Reinhard Krause/Reuters)

[Frohickey]

This picture is soooooooooo captionable! Lemme start.

Powell: Sharon was trying to tell me about the boil he has on his butt thats been giving him trouble. I told him, "No, I don't need to see Arafat."

[TheDon]

So much for the red power ties.