[Revolting cat!]

Ah, that explains why my dog has been acting jittery lately, scratching and licking his private places, wagging his tail in a meaningful way, if you know what I mean, looking at me like he knew something was going to happen and expecting an explanation. Even tried reading the newspaper as he picked it up this morning off the driveway. (Unfortunately, it is folded up and wrapped in plastic in such a way that it's difficult to make anything out until you unfold it and unwrap it, or, rather, unwrap it and unfold it.) Now, it's starting to make sense.

[Unknown Freeper]

When I drove past the post office this morning, I noticed that the lines of cars already had started forming with those people who had waited until today to send their greetings to the IRS. Hmmmmmm.