[Poohbah]

In the meantime...

A figure wearing a crusty black pantsuit approaches you. She says, "I'm from Washington and I'm here to help!"

Roll initiative...

[Lazamataz]

A figure wearing a crusty black pantsuit approaches you. She says, "I'm from Washington and I'm here to help!" Roll initiative...

I take out my ring of teleportation and haul butt to Illinois.

[Centurion2000]

A figure wearing a crusty black pantsuit approaches you. She says, "I'm from Washington and I'm here to help!"

Roll initiative...

Criminy .... didn't know that pit fiends wore pantsuits.

(Playing Lawful Stupid(Good) paladin/cavalier, "I charge")

[BradyLS]

A figure wearing a crusty black pantsuit approaches you. She says, "I'm from Washington and I'm here to help!"

Roll initiative...

Don'cha mean, "Roll to save vs. breath weapon?"

[steve-b]

A figure wearing a crusty black pantsuit approaches you. She says, "I'm from Washington and I'm here to help!"
Roll initiative...

"I strike it with my Rod of Ugliness."

"No effect -- the creature is already ugly."