A lot of us already know this! &;-)
1 posted on
04/29/2002 2:42:37 AM PDT by
2Trievers
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To: 2Trievers
I sure love my animals. My husband and I have two chihuahuas and three cats. They are our buddies and the dogs are our little sleeping partners who like to cuddle underneath the blankets.
They are like our children.
2 posted on
04/29/2002 2:50:32 AM PDT by
DBtoo
To: 2Trievers
Nothing new here! I let my cats walk all over me and in return, I get their enthusiasm for things that really matter, like string! ;-)
To: 2Trievers
Pets 'better company than partners' The woman in San Fran whose dog ate the neighbor said that too.
4 posted on
04/29/2002 2:56:46 AM PDT by
putupon
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Who else but a cat can lie limp and hang all over the monitor as Im typing, and then at some point stare me down when it is hungry until I get up and offer him or her some tasty tidbits. If its not the monitor, its the lap where they try to play with my fingers as Im trying to type.
To: 2Trievers
I had a dream the other night that I was sleeping in a zoo. I woke up and a Golden Retriever and two cats were sleeping on the bed. :)
8 posted on
04/29/2002 5:13:42 AM PDT by
Snowy
To: 2Trievers
"..pets are also thought to enhance their owner's ability to make friends.."
9 posted on
04/29/2002 5:16:12 AM PDT by
Icthus
To: 2Trievers
my boys ruff rock
To: 2Trievers
My wife is better company, but my greyhound is always the first person to greet me when I come home!
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So, when can I start counting Razzmatazz as a deduction? She's my antidepressant.
To: Lizzy W
Ping for our meows!
22 posted on
04/29/2002 6:21:40 AM PDT by
diotima
To: 2Trievers; inge_cav
EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 181
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
Day number 182
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
1:00 pm - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
5:00 pm - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
5:30 pm - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!
EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
DAY 752
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture.
Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.
DAY 761
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair...must try this
on their bed.
DAY 765
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their
hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
DAY 768
I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning
foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my
teeth.
DAY 771
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell
the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must
learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.
DAY 774
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is
obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time..
23 posted on
04/29/2002 6:24:21 AM PDT by
Neets
To: 2Trievers
If having pets makes you live longer, I have had SO many pets, I should live d*mn near forever. LOL
28 posted on
04/29/2002 6:35:31 AM PDT by
Ditter
To: dubyaismypresident; Cholera Joe; one_particular_harbour
More than 40% of cat and dog owners say they find their pet better company than their partner, new research claims.BWAAAAHAHAHAHA... Awright it's Monday...
37 posted on
04/29/2002 7:07:43 AM PDT by
maxwell
To: 2Trievers
Here we go again:
It's great to have both the perfect husband and the perfect dog!
41 posted on
04/29/2002 7:19:20 AM PDT by
Hildy
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Just the other night, my husband and I were having the conversation of "What would you do if if one of us fell off the face of the earth?"
He said he'd probably not get married again.
I said I'd probably get two more parrots!
Nothing cooler than walking into your house with one saying hello, one blowing kisses and yelling Hi Mama! and the other making sing-songy birdie contact call sounds.
44 posted on
04/29/2002 7:23:31 AM PDT by
Dasaji
To: 2Trievers
Have to admit, some days this is very true..
To: 2Trievers
I love my cat so much, I gave him an ugly, second-hand couch in the den all to himself. Occasionally, I'll put catnip on the arm rests and he's made good work of tearing them to shreds. When the couch is toast, he's getting a giant carpeted kitty gym.
To: 2Trievers; Lazamataz
Wonderful thread, as I sit here being 'hit' by my Mini Pin, Thor.
To: 2Trievers
My cat says I may take out a few minutes to send a message regarding his greatness! (Maybe he'll take his claws out of me if I do...)
Seriously, my cat runs to the door whenever I get home, howls uncontrollably until I pet him, and lies on my chest and head butts me while I watch tv.
To: 2Trievers
Over my lifetime, I have had so many different pets, that I feel truly blessed...dogs, of various and mixed breeds, cats, rabbits, fish, birds, chameleons, turtles, and even some wonderful loving rats...I just love animals, and love being surrounded by them...
My husband and boys, as well, were always most happy when we had a houseful of pets...
Today, the hubby and I are empty nesters, as happens to all parents...but pets are still a must...altho, I am down to just one pet right now...a great big, wonderful, hairy, fluffy, Himalayan kitty named Dizzy...he is the current pet love of my life...and the hubby loves him as well...our little home may no longer have the children around, but we will always have at least one pet...
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