As Ronald Reagan (Nonsequitur writhes as though showered with Holy Water) used to say, it may not be that liberals are ignorant but they do seem to know so much that just isn't so.
Glad to see you are still lurking. As the delightful Evelyn observed in the first Mummy movie to Benny: Nasty little fellows like you always get their comeuppance! Of course, even smarmy Benny had more integrity than some Chicago lawyers we know.