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Congress Threatens To Leave D.C. Unless New Capitol Is Built
The Onion ^
| 05/29/02
Posted on 05/29/2002 6:05:19 AM PDT by Phantom Lord
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To: Phantom Lord
Dallas, Seattle, and Toronto have also been mentioned as long shots. They were thinking of moving the Capital of the US to Toronto?
To: Enterprise
They can simply build next to the Mustang Ranch near Reno. That way, they can drink, whore, smoke, and gamble. Oh, I forgot, they do that now anyway.Maybe that's why the Federal government owned and OPERATED the Mustang Ranch for awhile, after it took it over for non-payment of taxes. I am NOT kidding. Remember that?
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posted on
05/29/2002 7:04:04 AM PDT
by
ctonious
To: DETAILER
If they get this new Capitol Building, will season ticket prices be going up? I'll bet the luxury boxes will really cost a bundle. And concessions? They'll probably double....With luck, that can be partially offset by the naming rights, but that's going to cost some corporation some serious ching.
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posted on
05/29/2002 7:08:16 AM PDT
by
Catspaw
To: wbill
Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?
Hmmmmmmm....let's try this new-fangled invention, the internet.
http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary
One entry found for gullible. Main Entry: gull·ible Variant(s): also gull·able /'g&-l&-b&l/ Function: adjective Date: 1818 : easily duped or cheated - gull·ibil·i·ty /"g&-l&-'bi-l&-tE/ noun - gull·ibly /'g&-l&-blE/ adverb |
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To: chiefqc
A BIG PING - It could not have been said any better!!!!!!!
To: wbill
Did you know that the word 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary? Um...no.
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posted on
05/29/2002 7:28:14 AM PDT
by
Romulus
To: Commodore Schmidlab; ctonious; KC_Conspirator; wbill
They were thinking of moving the Capital of the US to Toronto? Check the source buddy. This article is a joke.
To: Phantom Lord
This article is a joke.
With the ever unfortunate tinge of realism.
To: Catspaw
If they get this new Capitol Building, will season ticket prices be going up? I'll bet the luxury boxes will really cost a bundle. And concessions? They'll probably double.... With luck, that can be partially offset by the naming rights, but that's going to cost some corporation some serious ching.
How about a merger? It could become the "Lippo, Loral, Tyson Capitol Building"
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posted on
05/29/2002 8:07:15 AM PDT
by
DETAILER
To: Phantom Lord
All kidding aside, I'm more worried about the rampant steroid use among our nation's law-makers. No way Nadler gets his neck that big without the juice.
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posted on
05/29/2002 8:11:10 AM PDT
by
Wolfie
To: Phantom Lord
PL, (Ahem) I alrady knew that. C'mon already, what am I, a newbie? I mentioned that the website was satire.
To: KC_Conspirator
I flagged you and a couple others to that post because you had spoke of people who take the onion as if it was real and wanted to point out a good one on the thread.
To: chiefqc
they threaten to leave D.C unless they get a new capitol. After thinking about that 'threat'.............I'd say they would be doing us a favor........but the unfortunate part of it all is they'd just set up their CON GAME somewhere else........
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posted on
05/29/2002 8:46:17 AM PDT
by
Uff Da
To: Phantom Lord
Sorry about that.
To: Stand Watch Listen
Did you know that Al Gore invented the internet? He must have fixed the dictionary when he did.
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posted on
05/29/2002 10:23:04 AM PDT
by
wbill
To: Phantom Lord
This must be a joke. It's too damn stupid to be anything else but.
To: Phantom Lord
I say build them a new age gladiator arena. If they want to insult intelligence, that is what they deserve.
To: ctonious
I remember that the ranch got shut down over taxes or something like that, but I wasn't aware that the Government actually operated it. It's appropriate though.
KEYWORDS
DOME
HUMOR
NEW CAPITAL
PARODY
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posted on
05/30/2002 2:26:00 AM PDT
by
mr1776
To: Phantom Lord
The Washington Senators have already left...twice...when will we ever learn?
The bit about relocating to Toronto was a neat twist. Retractable dome...cool!
Today's parody is tomorrow's pork project...
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