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I thought this was rather funny. Equate it to liberal/conservatives, democrats/republicans ... power mongers/individualists ... etc.
1 posted on 06/06/2002 10:59:10 AM PDT by Jeff Head
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To: Fred Mertz, SLB, Grampa Dave
Thought you might get a chuckle out of this.
2 posted on 06/06/2002 11:01:47 AM PDT by Jeff Head
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To: Jeff Head; abner
Good one, Jeff!

abner - don't miss this one!

3 posted on 06/06/2002 11:03:14 AM PDT by dittomom
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To: Dukie; Joanie-f; M Kehoe; Milehi
Thought you might get a chuckle out of this.
4 posted on 06/06/2002 11:03:50 AM PDT by Jeff Head
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To: Dubya; d14truth; nicmarlo; Gracey
Thought you might get a chuckle out of this.
6 posted on 06/06/2002 11:05:22 AM PDT by Jeff Head
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To: Jeff Head
The first time I saw this old chestnut, the balloonist was a marketing manager and the fellow on the ground was a development engineer.

Freedom, Wealth, and Peace,
Francis W. Porretto
Visit The Palace Of Reason: http://palaceofreason.com

7 posted on 06/06/2002 11:05:44 AM PDT by fporretto
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To: JohnHuang2; Snow Bunny
Thought you might get a chuckle out of this.
8 posted on 06/06/2002 11:06:18 AM PDT by Jeff Head
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To: Jeff Head

9 posted on 06/06/2002 11:06:45 AM PDT by callisto
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To: Jeff Head
it is rather funny
12 posted on 06/06/2002 11:12:24 AM PDT by Red Jones
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To: Jeff Head
humor bump...
17 posted on 06/06/2002 12:07:23 PM PDT by RobFromGa
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To: Jeff Head
My friend and fellow lawyer, Sherry, told me a true story that epitomizes the difference between conservatives and liberals.

Sherry is a conservative Republican. Her mother died when Sherry was in her 20's. Sherry goes regularly to the cemetery with flowers on Memorial Day.

Sherry was talking to her friend and fellow lawyer, about her visits to the cemetery. Her fellow lawyer worked for the ACLU. She and Sherry had met in law school and had maintained the acquaintance.

Sherry told her friend that there were graves around her mother's grave that looked as if they never had visitors, so Sherry had gotten into the habit of picking up a few extra flowers and decorating the neglected graves.

Sherry's friend enthusiastically responded that she had noticed the same thing or her own visits to the cemeteries. So, she had decided to go back later, when the visitors were gone. Then, she decided which graves had more flowers than they needed, stole flowers from those graves, and redistributed them to the empty graves.

If this doesn't give a glimpse into the relative worldviews of a conservative and a liberal, I don't know what does.

18 posted on 06/06/2002 12:18:44 PM PDT by lady lawyer
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To: Jeff Head
LOL
20 posted on 06/06/2002 12:36:48 PM PDT by weikel
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To: Jeff Head
bump
22 posted on 06/06/2002 2:19:51 PM PDT by madison46
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To: Jeff Head

28 posted on 06/06/2002 7:19:47 PM PDT by Dubya
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