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Kid Suspended For Being In Possession Of History Book With U.S. Flag On Cover
Babylon Bee ^ | 08/29/2023 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 08/29/2023 12:14:13 PM PDT by DFG

DENVER, CO — A local 6th grader has been suspended and sent home from school after he was found to be in possession of a history textbook with an offensive image of an American flag on the cover.

"This imagery is unacceptable," said Marsha Jackson-Rodriguez-Ketanja, the school's principal. "How any young person could possibly believe that a school is the proper place to bring this textbook is unconscionable. History class is intended to be a safe space where students can be protected from all images that have origins in slavery — like this offensive, awful flag."

The boy, Tristan Lupascu, was undeterred by the suspension. "It's literally the flag of this country," he told reporters questioning him about the incident. "How is it supposed to be wrong to show the American flag in an American school? Plus, it's the textbook they gave us. I'm just the only kid who decided to bring the book to class. This is tyranny. Don't tread on me, fascists!"

The school and its district offices were soon bombarded with calls, emails, and social media posts demanding answers. "These calls from angry parents have been extremely traumatizing for our staff," said Jackson-Rodriguez-Ketanja. "All of our teachers had to go to therapy. We were forced to report the parents to the FBI for our own safety."

At publishing time, the boy's teacher and the school's principal had offered no comment after they were surprised to learn the offensive flag shown on the cover of the textbook was, in fact, the flag that represents the United States, and that numerous flags just like it were prominently displayed around the school itself.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bookcover; colorado; flag; starsandstripes
See this Colorado Springs Gadsen Flag story:

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4178668/posts

1 posted on 08/29/2023 12:14:13 PM PDT by DFG
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To: DFG

Babylon Bee but could be reality.


2 posted on 08/29/2023 12:17:47 PM PDT by doug from upland (LET'S GO BRANDON)
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To: DFG

Almost caught me. Too close to reality.


3 posted on 08/29/2023 12:18:07 PM PDT by Tench_Coxe (The woke were surprised by the reaction to the Bud Light fiasco. May there be many more surprises)
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To: DFG

Don’t laugh, it’s coming soon to a school near you. One kid was told to remove the American flag from his truck. Nope and became home schooled.


4 posted on 08/29/2023 12:18:32 PM PDT by SkyDancer (If At First You Don't Suceed, Well So Much For Skydiving ~)
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To: Tench_Coxe
Too close to reality.

Case in point: https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/4178668/posts

5 posted on 08/29/2023 12:24:46 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (They intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live and live like you are prepping for eternal life)
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To: DFG

In what other country is the national flag offensive? This is nuts.


6 posted on 08/29/2023 12:27:49 PM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: beethovenfan

Oops - the Bee. Getting too much like reality.


7 posted on 08/29/2023 12:28:51 PM PDT by beethovenfan (The REAL Great Reset will be when Jesus returns. )
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To: DFG

Had me going for two sentences!


8 posted on 08/29/2023 1:12:01 PM PDT by marktwain
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To: DFG
Got me, fair and square. I believed it--because, although it was an outrageous story, it wasn't far beyond the three regular news stories I read 10 minutes earlier from AP.

In fact, I'm not sure it was at all beyond the previous story I read about Fatty Willis and her Black-Panther-Communist dad.

9 posted on 08/29/2023 1:14:16 PM PDT by SamuraiScot
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To: DFG

Got me briefly that time. I think things similar to that have already happened some places.


10 posted on 08/29/2023 2:15:32 PM PDT by FreedomForce
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To: SamuraiScot

I also was stung by the bee on this one!


11 posted on 08/29/2023 2:27:14 PM PDT by poindexters brother
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To: DFG
Jackson-Rodriguez-Ketanja...

More proof that:
The only good communist is a dead communist...
It is our duty as citizens to help everyone be as good as possible...

If we are unwilling to do our duty, maybe we should not complain...

12 posted on 08/29/2023 7:03:56 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is the next Sam Adams when we so desperately need him)
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