JF'nK is a TWO time(ing) Gigolo.
This is a great variation of the "stuck-in" joke (good graphic too). Please add it to the collection of "stuck in" jokes on this thread:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1730960/posts
Kerry's legacy may be that he inspired a whole new genre of joke (like the "light bulb" or "knock knock" jokes -- only with more pathos).