Lesbians Declare Support for Dean with New Website: Dykes for Dean

Dykes for Dean ^ | December 27, 2003 | nwrep

[nwrep]

Jumping on the bandwagon of the Osama loving abortionist from Vermont, Democrat Howard Dean, is yet another influential group, "Dykes". A new website, Dykes for Dean, has been setup by this group, and is selling various election gear to raise campaign money for their favorite Democratic Homo Sapien.

Apparently unaware that the people their candidate defends, Saddam and Osama, would cut their heads off and send their bodies through a carpet shredder, these idiots are calling on oeople to send in their "Gay Money" to help elect America's first Gay President.

In addition, a group calling itself "Gays for Dean" has also started a website soliciting support from the Fairy community for Dean.

[PhilDragoo]

Das Butch fur Brush

[MeekOneGOP]

LOL !

[Johnny Gage]

Wasn't their first website called "Dykes-Against-Bush.Com"

[Hemingway's Ghost]

So it seems that Dean has the Dykes and Punks constituencies all wrapped up. Man, based on those groups alone, he could almost beat the Libertarian candidate.

[NCPAC]

One of my best friends is a lesbian (and a Meg Ryan clone) who also happens to be a moderately-conservative Republican. We happened to be in NYC the day Howie Dean announced his candidacy - and we crashed his coming out party at the MLK Center, which was receiving a live feed of his announcement from his campaign HQ. Anyway, there we were out front on the sidewalk with our homemade signs; hers read "Support Bush. Vote for Dean." and mine read "McGovern, 1972. Dean, 2004" when all the Deanie Babies came out from the announcement all agog over Howie's speech. The media picked us up - my friend gave an interview to some rag and the TV cameras had us in their sites - and a fistfight nearly broke out when some of those dunderheads realized we weren't really supporting their guy. Point: Not ALL dykes are for Dean!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

they're printing their own money now? is it rainbow colored?

[Bella]

Did anyone post this on the DUmmies board?

[MeekOneGOP]

If it does get posted over there, I'd like to see it. Love to see THEIR replies, LOL !

[MeekOneGOP]

[MeekOneGOP]

Meant to include you in that post/ping.

[dansangel]

Lesbians Declare Support for Dean with New Website: Dykes for Dean

Isn't *that* special.....

[Grampa Dave]

Thanks to Phil, with a little editing by me:

IN 2004, HOWIE DEAN WILL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AS THE NATION'S FIRST GAY METRO SEXUAL BUDDHIST PRIEST, WHO PRAYS TO JESUS EVERY DAY, WHILE HATING GW 24/7!

[MeekOneGOP]

haha !

[Happy2BMe]

"IN 2004, HOWIE DEAN WILL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AS THE NATION'S FIRST GAY METRO SEXUAL BUDDHIST PRIEST, WHO PRAYS TO JESUS EVERY DAY, WHILE HATING GW 24/7!

And doing this all while wearing a turbin and riding around in a pickup truck with a Confederate flag and a 30-06 hung in the winder (while on his way to a "Free The Queers/Marry A Pedophile" rally . .

Dean's Flag Comment Stirs Southern Ire

[Grampa Dave]

Gay Metro Sexual Howie is a man of everything, isn't he?

[Happy2BMe]

"Gay Metro Sexual Howie is a man of everything, isn't he?"

Easy on the "man" part - might offend the (metro)sexually challenged.

[Liz]

" Oh, didn't I tell you I was a proctologist? "

[Liz]

Easy on the "man" part - might offend the (metro)sexually challenged.

(Sniffle), Gosh, you are so tolerant and compassionate (sob).

[BOBTHENAILER]

Thanks to Phil, with a little editing by me:

IN 2004, HOWIE DEAN WILL COME OUT OF THE CLOSET AS THE NATION'S FIRST GAY METRO SEXUAL BUDDHIST PRIEST, WHO PRAYS TO JESUS EVERY DAY, WHILE HATING GW 24/7!

This is too funny gents. Thanks for the laugh.