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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^ | 6/16/05 | Rick Pierce

Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset

Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.

Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.

"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."

The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...

(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...


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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: Dashing Dasher

That is one reason why I never wear latex. Nope, not gonna do it.


141 posted on 06/21/2005 1:35:56 PM PDT by BikerNYC
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To: Rightly Biased
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142 posted on 06/21/2005 1:36:15 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: BikerNYC

I thought we passed a law against you wearing latex....


143 posted on 06/21/2005 1:36:34 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: Quilla

That was just mean....did your parents abuse you?

My father once tricked me into eating venison...I was mad, but it was tasty stuff.


144 posted on 06/21/2005 1:36:48 PM PDT by Feiny (I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
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To: BJClinton
Cow Testicles and Calf Brains.


145 posted on 06/21/2005 1:36:55 PM PDT by BJClinton (My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Law, schmaw, as long as I still have my testicles.


146 posted on 06/21/2005 1:37:28 PM PDT by BikerNYC
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
Pic of my first bike when I lived in Redwood City, CA ~ way back when.


147 posted on 06/21/2005 1:37:30 PM PDT by blackie (Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
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To: byset

The Parade Grand Marshal this year is Harry Paratestes.


148 posted on 06/21/2005 1:37:48 PM PDT by Repealthe17thAmendment (Is this field required?)
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To: Dashing Dasher

LOL


"Attack of the nut wrangler"


149 posted on 06/21/2005 1:38:15 PM PDT by Rightly Biased (<><)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Yeah, that's the kind of teasing come on that will intrigue most men.

How did it work out?


150 posted on 06/21/2005 1:39:20 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
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To: BJClinton

I notice that the testicles cost twice as much as the brains.....coincidence?


151 posted on 06/21/2005 1:39:25 PM PDT by Feiny (I put the purrr in freeper, baby)
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To: Dashing Dasher

It depends on what the "lady" looks like and how much I've had to drink. ;-)


152 posted on 06/21/2005 1:39:28 PM PDT by BJClinton (My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
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To: feinswinesuksass
I notice that the testicles cost twice as much as the brains.....coincidence?

To all men and many women, they're worth twice as much.
153 posted on 06/21/2005 1:41:11 PM PDT by BikerNYC
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To: Rightly Biased

Tastes just like chicken?


154 posted on 06/21/2005 1:41:27 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: L,TOWM; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; BJClinton

No viable candidates. Still looking for victim #1.

I must be prepared if (when?) said victim says, YES!


155 posted on 06/21/2005 1:42:24 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick
This thread is going too fast! Truely 'balls to the wall'. All I can say is that every 'testicle festival' I've ever attended I only invited one sweet lady to attend. 2000 at once?!

Nam Vet

156 posted on 06/21/2005 1:42:29 PM PDT by Nam Vet (There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.)
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To: BJClinton

Outstanding. I just had to explain to a coworker why I'm looking up "testicle" in a Google image search.


157 posted on 06/21/2005 1:42:31 PM PDT by BJClinton (My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
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To: BJClinton
Am I cute enough?

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158 posted on 06/21/2005 1:43:19 PM PDT by Dashing Dasher (Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Just keep the paddle hidden when you find a worthy subject.


159 posted on 06/21/2005 1:45:15 PM PDT by L,TOWM (Liberals, The Other White Meat [Born in California, Texan by the Grace of God.])
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To: Dashing Dasher; L,TOWM; Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Heh, keep a running tally of fellas that whimper/cower vs. say yes.


160 posted on 06/21/2005 1:45:35 PM PDT by BJClinton (My wife says I never listen to her...at least I think that's what she said.)
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