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Mount Sterling prepares for testicle festival
St. Louis Post-Dispatch ^
| 6/16/05
| Rick Pierce
Posted on 06/21/2005 12:00:56 PM PDT by byset
Euphemisms abound for the, uh, delicacy that will be the focus of a festival Saturday in Mount Sterling, Ill., about 90 miles north of St. Louis.
Kevin Huston, who owns the Sportsman's Club bar, which is hosting the festival, has heard 'em all: cowboy caviar, swinging beef, mountain oysters, lamb fries. But folks in Mount Sterling (population 2,077) don't mince words, so the festival is known simply as the Sportsman's Club Testicle Festival.
"They're not really like chicken or a beef steak," Huston says. "They're in a class of their own."
The festival, which will feature beef, pork, lamb and turkey testicles, even has a motto: "Come one, come all, let's have a ball." ...
(Excerpt) Read more at stltoday.com ...
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KEYWORDS: balls; ballsack; balzak; bustanut; deesenuts; ewwwww; nuts; perversion; testicle; testival
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To: ErnBatavia
261
posted on
06/21/2005 7:07:42 PM PDT
by
Jersey Republican Biker Chick
(People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
To: pissant
Wait til June 30. I don't want to have to fend off alot of inquiries yet...Whadda think, we can't read???
Ah, pissy, I miss the old days . . .
262
posted on
06/21/2005 7:37:49 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: teenyelliott
I was gonna ping you to that one.
Why oh WHY is Pissant leaving his harem!?
SOB SOB SOB
(not s.o.b. - but SOB as in cry)
263
posted on
06/21/2005 7:38:57 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher; pissant
Well, you know the poor thing can't get any work done when he is keeping track of two or three threads a day.
I've cut down, too. This dang site can get a leeeetle time consuming!
No reason pissy bug can't play with us every now and then, and I'm sure he will.
264
posted on
06/21/2005 7:43:02 PM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
To: pissant; Dashing Dasher; All
NO WAY PISSANT!
You cannot leave us around here! No one can take your place!
You're wonderful.
You've made us smile.
Keep up the good work.
WE really appreciate it.
Now damit don't go!!
265
posted on
06/21/2005 7:44:33 PM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: missyme; pissant
Pissant and his harem!
266
posted on
06/21/2005 7:55:41 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher; pissant
Pissant and his harem!More like pissant and his Alfalfa hair, no?
267
posted on
06/21/2005 8:00:12 PM PDT
by
arasina
(So there.)
To: Dashing Dasher; pissant
Here's one with Pissant in it. and His harem girls!
268
posted on
06/21/2005 8:03:08 PM PDT
by
missyme
(Tell it like it is!)
To: byset
To: arasina; pissant
That's how we knew it was Pissant.
;-)
270
posted on
06/21/2005 8:09:55 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
This is really nut-so funny.
271
posted on
06/21/2005 9:17:22 PM PDT
by
carolinacrazy
(What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
To: byset
There ain't nuttin I can say about this.
272
posted on
06/21/2005 9:22:21 PM PDT
by
carolinacrazy
(What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
To: carolinacrazy
Nuts to you!
Testivals are a nice way to spend time with the family!
273
posted on
06/21/2005 9:23:11 PM PDT
by
Dashing Dasher
(Jun 21, 1913, Georgia Broadwick became the first woman to parachute from an airplane.)
To: Dashing Dasher
Testivals are a nice way to spend time with the family! So a buddy approaches you at the festical, and says, "Hey man, what you doin'?"
And you reply..
"Nuttin munch."
274
posted on
06/22/2005 5:44:26 AM PDT
by
carolinacrazy
(What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
To: fanfan
They look and taste exactly like the white meat of chicken. I know this is a cutesy phrase often used, but I kid you not.
275
posted on
06/22/2005 6:58:10 AM PDT
by
Quilla
To: Quilla
Yum. Thanks. I will have to try them when I get the opportunity.
276
posted on
06/22/2005 7:10:17 AM PDT
by
fanfan
(" The liberal party is not corrupt " Prime Minister Paul Martin)
To: shaggy eel
~~do you mean that they don't serve testicles at your favorite sushi bar??
277
posted on
06/22/2005 7:12:04 AM PDT
by
blackie
(Be Well~Be Armed~Be Safe~Molon Labe!)
To: ErnBatavia
Rice-A-Roni is an "extra"
To: Dashing Dasher
"Testivals are a nice way to spend time with the family jewels!
279
posted on
06/22/2005 9:07:46 AM PDT
by
carolinacrazy
(What?!...That could never happen in a.... world.)
To: Dashing Dasher
I come from a long line of cork soakers ;)
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