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To: soccer fan

Any activity where the "stars" are known by only one name is not a sport. Yes, RonaldoPeleAlexei Chastahamm, I am talking about you. Any activity where you can sustain a "painful injury," only to stand up and say "hey, I'm ok" after 30 seconds of Oscar-winning acting, is not a sport. Any activity where grown-up men run around in very short shorts for hours, chasing a ball they're not allowed to touch, and where one of the "team members" can dress completely different from the rest of the "team", is not a sport. Any activity where the fans bring gigantic phallic symbols to the stadium in order to taunt the other "team's" fans, is not a sport. Any activity where you have to mobilize the police to prevent a riot inside the stadium on any given game, is not a sport.

And finally, any activity that has fans hell-bent on convincing the unconvinced that it is indeed a sport...isn't. Succer reminds me of the old saying, "if you have to keep telling people how rich, sexy, smart, or cool you are...you aren't."


147 posted on 06/10/2006 10:50:25 AM PDT by JRios1968 (There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
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To: JRios1968

'Any activity where the "stars" are known by only one name is not a sport.'

Sorry that makes no sense...what has the 'superiority' of two names as opposed to one got to do with anything?..surely the fact that the whole world(except your nation) knows a person by one moniker shows both the worldwide love of football and also the respect for their talent..


Any activity where the 'stars' are full of steroids isnt a real sport.

Any activity where most of the team spend the game in the dugout isnt a real sport.

Any activity where the 'athletes' barely move or stand still for most of the game isnt a real sport.

Any activity where its 'grestest hero' was an overweight man isnt a real sport.

Any activity where players 'pad up' UNLIKE RUGBY isnt a real sport...

Any activity where you HAVE to be a genetic freak who HAS to be a certain height(unlike 'soccer' where some greats were small,some average height and some tall)before you are allowed to play isnt a real sport.


ACTUALLY,I am not a football fan.but I DID want to show that your argument can be easily turned on your sports...


168 posted on 06/11/2006 11:53:20 AM PDT by the scotsman
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