Am I the Only One who is sick and tired of "I'd Hit It"?

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[CharlesWayneCT]

I've never posted a straight Vanity before.

But I am sick and tired of this good conservative, generally religious site being overrun by people posting "I'd hit it", whenever a picture of a good-looking girl is displayed.

It's demeaning, it's immoral, and I guess I'm just a prude but announcing to the world that you'd like to have sex with a woman based on her picture, like she was some object, hardly seems like the appropriate attitude on a conservative political site.

But rather than post in response to any particular person, I figured I'd just vent here where everybody could see and make fun of me.

So go ahead. I thank you for whatever indulgence you have given me in this rant.

Back to your regularly scheduled oggling and hitting.

[Tamar1973]

This thread’s still alive?!?

Any excuse to post BYJ photos is a good one. LOL!

[theFIRMbss]

>This thread’s still alive?!?

I keep plugging it
because I'm wondering if
CharlesWayne will put up

a new VANITY
about being "sick and tired"
of the VANITY

about how he is
"sick and tired of 'I'd Hit It'"
(Plus I use this thread

as a replacement
for the phrase "I'd Hit It." I
kind of love this thread . . .)

[CharlesWayneCT]

I have succeeded beyond my wildest expectations in this thread.

Unfortunately, I have succeeded in failure. I have done more to promote "I'd Hit it" than I have to stop it, and I breathed life into the "I'd Hit It" ping list.

Oh well. But I'm not tired of it. Come on, we can make it to 500.

[Oberon]

You know, there's sometimes something to be said for ladies of days gone by. Ann-Margaret remembers you fondly, Charles. =]

[Oberon]

And Bernadette Peters stopped by. When you weren't here, she opened up to me a little. She never could figure out why you quit calling.

I guess you were spreading yourself too thin.

[CharlesWayneCT]

She’s always been one of my favorites, and I remember her fondly from the good old days.

She’s going to be on “Boston Legal” next week, it will be good to see her again.

There’s just something about her voice......

[Allegra]

No...this guy is a gentleman. They don't make them like that anymore.

Uh...yeah, they do. I work with our military all day. They're not only gentlemen, they're real men.

[Tamar1973]

I work with our military all day.

I work from home...alone. *sigh*

[GraniteStateConservative]

I sort of have an idea, but please tell me what exactly that is (the movie and the setting).

[Oberon]

Yes, Bernadette Peters is positively a heartbreaker, even today. =]

But then, our day and age never had a monopoly on sex appeal:

[Tamar1973]

It's from a Japanese remake of a Korean TV miniseries-drama called "Hotelier". Bae Yong Joon, the actor with the hanky, was in the Korean original and also guest stars in the Japanese remake, which is airing on Japanese TV now.

Hotelier (TV Asahi)

The original Korean miniserries Hotelier (MBC TV) is available on DVD on a 10 disc set.

[glaseatr]

We need a graphic of the Madacascar dancing animals singing that song:

“I’d like to hit it, hit it,
you’d like to hit it, hit it,
he’d like to hit it , hit it,
we’d like to, ugh, hit it”.

DAMN YOU...I just got that song out of my head only to read THIS!!!!!Well I guess on the bright side I can sing this song.(Under my breath) next time I have to watch it with my daughter. LOL

[Oberon]

Could be worse; to the tune of the Barney Song:

I'd hit you,
You'd hit me,
We're a happy family
With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you'd hit it too?

[Tamar1973]

DAMN YOU...I just got that song out of my head only to read THIS!!!!!Well I guess on the bright side I can sing this song.(Under my breath) next time I have to watch it with my daughter. LOL

That song is proof that wasn't just a kid's movie.

Artist: Sacha Baron Cohen Lyrics
Song: I Like To Move It Lyrics
(Chorus)

I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
I Like To Move It Move It
Ya Like To (MOVE IT!)

All Girls All Over The World
Original King Julian Pon Ya Case Man!
I Love How All The Girls A Move Their Body
And When Ya Move Ya Body
Uno Move It
Nice And Sweet And Sexy Alright!
Woman Ya Cute And You Don?t Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Cute And You Don?t Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman! Physically Fit
Physically Fit
Physically
Physically
Physically
Woman! Physically Fit
Physically Fit
Physically
Physically
Physically
Physically

Woman! Ya nice
Sweet Fantastic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya Nice Sweet Energetic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya nice
Sweet Fantastic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya nice
Sweet Fantastic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
WOMAN!

(Chorus)

Woman Ya Cute And You Don?t Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Cute And You Don?t Need No Make-Up
Original Cute Body You A Mek Man Mud Up
Eyeliner ? Pon Ya Face
A Mek Man Mud Up
Nose Powder ? Pon Ya Face
A Mek Man Mud Up
Pluck Ya Eyebrow
Pon Ya
Pon Ya Face A Mek Man Mud Up

Gal Ya Lipstick
Pon Ya Face A Mek Man Mud Up
Woman Ya Nice Broad Face
And Ya Nice Hip Make Man
Flip And Bust Them Lip
Woman Ya Nice And Energetic
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic
Woman! Ya Nice
Broad Face
And Ya Nice Hip
Make Man Flip And Bust Them Lip
Big Ship Pon De Ocean That A Big Titanic ? WOAH!

BOP!
WOAH!
BOP!
WOAH!
BOP!
WOAH!
BOP!

[Tamar1973]

Here's a kiss.

[CharlesWayneCT]

WHen you posted this prediction, I didn’t take it seriously.

But you were quite right. For a while, I was actually an “honorary” member of the “I’d hit it” ping list.

[Oberon]

Here's a kiss.

I'd like to return the sentiment, but as a straight male I find the dissonance of receiving a kiss simultaneously from you and from BYJ somewhat disconserting.

Besides, you know he was thinking of you when that pic was taken.

[finnman69]

Big Pussy

[CharlesWayneCT]

You know, he looks a lot like Johny Depp in that picture.

[Tamar1973]

I'd like to return the sentiment, but as a straight male I find the dissonance of receiving a kiss simultaneously from you and from BYJ somewhat disconserting.

ROTFLMAO!!! That would be disconcerting for me, too. I don't share well either.

Besides, you know he was thinking of you when that pic was taken.

Well, I don't know that he was thinking of ME but I know he certainly wasn't thinking of YOU. LOL!