Posted on 01/14/2010 1:03:16 PM PST by Former Farmer
An Open Letter to my Senators Webb and Warner
Dear Senators:
Please help me to get a Zip Code.
Money from the $787,000,000,000 Stimulus Bill is being given away. Some of that money is going to seven Zip Codes here in Virginia.
They don’t exist. Whoever is catching all the money the Obama administration is pouring into those fake Zip Codes is getting very, very rich.
I would like to get a Zip Code so I can get in on all this graft and corruption.
Unfortunately, I cannot find on any Federal sites how to apply for my own fake Zip Code. Could you please use your good offices to help me navigate through the web of bureaucracy to the pot of gold?
Thank you.
Your Constituent
P.S. – Please don’t think I’m being greedy. Out in New Mexico the Obama people have a whole fake Congressional District. I’m only asking for a Zip Code.
Each one of Rosie O’Donut’s buttocks has its own ZIP code.
Better yet, offer to open up Local 6 7/8 of the SEIU. That’ll assure you of bazillions of dollars!
Head straight to the nearest ACORN office for an application.
Just kidding, but then these are a couple of lying, cheating, stealing bastards.
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