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1 posted on 07/20/2016 5:09:05 PM PDT by rdl6989
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Another report of it.

http://www.newstalkkzrg.com/2016/07/13/joplin-man-woman/


2 posted on 07/20/2016 5:10:38 PM PDT by rdl6989
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Who doesn’t?


3 posted on 07/20/2016 5:11:23 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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C'mon. Who among us hasn't stripped down to the nude and taken a stolen lawnmower around town in broad daylight?
4 posted on 07/20/2016 5:11:45 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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Felony? Really?
Sounds like a "hold-my-beer" moment at worst. d:^)
5 posted on 07/20/2016 5:11:52 PM PDT by CopperTop
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No photos, please. Just leave us to our imaginations.


6 posted on 07/20/2016 5:12:10 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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Ever heard the ole saying, “Your A$$ is Grass...”??

Here comes the mower.


8 posted on 07/20/2016 5:13:22 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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I was going to say, no pictures? But thankfully there are none posted of them in the act.


9 posted on 07/20/2016 5:13:30 PM PDT by Robert DeLong
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Yeah...that’s Joplin.


10 posted on 07/20/2016 5:13:50 PM PDT by Yashcheritsiy (You can't have a constitution without a country to go with it)
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It’s really hot, so there’s that...


11 posted on 07/20/2016 5:14:26 PM PDT by VanDeKoik
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Felony for what seemed like a good idea at the time?


14 posted on 07/20/2016 5:15:39 PM PDT by Paladin2 (auto spelchk? BWAhaha2haaa.....I aint't likely fixin' nuttin'. Blame it on the Bossa Nova...)
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I hope this helps everyone's disappointment


15 posted on 07/20/2016 5:16:05 PM PDT by Donglalinger
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17 posted on 07/20/2016 5:17:23 PM PDT by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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Their alibi is that their clothes were stolen when they went skinny-dipping. I guess their feet were too tender to walk back to wherever, so they “borrowed” a riding lawnmower. Seems logical to me, lol.


18 posted on 07/20/2016 5:18:26 PM PDT by RegulatorCountry
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That’s what I’m talking about!


21 posted on 07/20/2016 5:20:25 PM PDT by Eddie01
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George Jones - Honky Tonk Song
24 posted on 07/20/2016 5:24:57 PM PDT by mdittmar
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There’s a TV show for that...


25 posted on 07/20/2016 5:25:38 PM PDT by Libloather (Embrace the suckhttp://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/chatterbox/1999/03/sterility_what_di)
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Broadly speaking, that broad shouldn’t be naked in broad daylight.

Same for the dude.


26 posted on 07/20/2016 5:25:59 PM PDT by Larry Lucido
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Well, it is the show me state.


32 posted on 07/20/2016 5:34:11 PM PDT by Waryone
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“Now there’s somethin’ you don’t see everyday, Hiram. Two ugly nekkid people goin’ down the road on a lawnmower.”
BTW, isn’t Missouri nick-named the “Show Me” state?


34 posted on 07/20/2016 5:35:15 PM PDT by Exeter
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Only thing I ever rode nekkid was a Honda 305 Scrambler.
(There’s a snuffer nuts joke there but you’d have to be an old biker to get it.)


35 posted on 07/20/2016 5:37:57 PM PDT by CrazyIvan (Socialists are just communists in their larval stage.)
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