[Knuckle Sandwich Combo]

Fox reporting that she ran in front of the bulldozer in 'human shield' fashion.

[Ramius]

First rule of being a human shield. Make sure the bulldozer driver can see you.

[dwilli]

Apparently She didn't sign up for Logic 101 whilst a freshman in college.

[Mad Dawgg]

Apparently she has not read any Douglas Adams:

"Mr. Dent," he said.

"Hello? Yes? said Arthur.

"Some factual information for you. Have you any idea how much damge that bulldozer would suffer if I let it roll straight over you?"

"How much?" said Arthur.

"None at all," said Mr. Prosser, and stormed nervously off...