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DUmmie FUnnies 05-10-05 ("About the Andy Stephenson situation"---Skinner)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 10, 2005 | Skinner, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/10/2005 8:34:42 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: franksolich

Post 'em

if ya got em---LOL/=

Joking, FRiend. What weird sruff, eh? I don't visit so much, anymore.


1,501 posted on 05/12/2005 6:22:48 PM PDT by JLO
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan
woohoo!!! Top 1500 Post!

Drat! I posted three times in five minutes, hoping to get the magic number. Congrats!

1,502 posted on 05/12/2005 6:24:59 PM PDT by Scothia ( Verifiable Generic Paper Cashiers Checks!)
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To: gardencatz

"I'll take Mel over Johnny and Vigo anytime."

I agree with you there!


1,503 posted on 05/12/2005 6:28:09 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: PJ-Comix

Your best effort yet.....BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!heheheheheheheheheeheheheh

snort.........hahahahahahahahaahahaahahheheheheheheheh


1,504 posted on 05/12/2005 6:29:38 PM PDT by glasseye
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To: Scothia; NewsGuyOne

Same here! Former lib who actually voted for Carter (eew) before the Reagan Revolution knocked some sense into me (that, and looking at my first tax return)


1,505 posted on 05/12/2005 6:34:11 PM PDT by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich

...and 700+ posts later (catching my breath), I finally catch back up. Wonder how long this thread will get?


1,506 posted on 05/12/2005 6:34:58 PM PDT by Purrcival (C'mon, you guys, wait for meeeee!)
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To: finnman69
National Check Fraud Center -- Check Fraud Prevention

Signs for bad checks: Below are several signs which may indicate a bad check. While one sign on its own does not guarantee a check to be counterfeit, the greater the number of signs, the greater the possibility that the check is bad.

1. The check lacks perforations.
2. The check number is either missing or does not change.
3. The check number is low (like 101 up to 400) on personal checks or (like 1001 up to 1500) on business checks. (90% of bad checks are written on accounts less than one year old.)
4. The type of font used to print the customer's name looks visibly different from the font used to print the address.
5. Additions to the check (i.e. phone numbers) have been written by hand.
6. The customer's address is missing.
7. The address of the bank is missing.
8. There are stains or discolorations on the check possibly caused by erasures or alterations.
9. The numbers printed along the bottoms of the check (called Magnetic Ink Character Recognition, or MICR, coding) is shiny. Real magnetic ink is dull and non glossy in appearance.
10. The MICR encoding at the bottom of the check does not match the check number.
11. The MICR numbers are missing.
12. The MICR coding does not match the bank district and the routing symbol in the upper right-hand corner of the check.
13. The name of the payee appears to have been printed by a typewriter. Most payroll, expenses, and dividend checks are printed via computer.
14. The word VOID appears across the check.
15. Notations appear in the memo section listing "load," "payroll," or "dividends." Most legitimate companies have separate accounts for these functions, eliminating a need for such notations.
16. The check lacks an authorized signature.

Color Key:
Characteristic of Andy's check
Impossible to tell from this copy

1,507 posted on 05/12/2005 6:35:29 PM PDT by steve-b (A desire not to butt into other people's business is eighty percent of all human wisdom)
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To: rikkir

"Didn't he after saying that, say he was going somewhere to lay down and rest as he was physically drained? He did not mention anything about having a CT scan done."

Your right. Nice catch.


1,508 posted on 05/12/2005 6:35:36 PM PDT by imskylark
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To: Ronaldus Magnus Reagan

Exactly! You have to BUY the cashier's check - ie: The bank you bought it from actually TAKES the money. A bank won't just let you 'promise' to pay them with the funds that are locked up in your Paypal account!


1,509 posted on 05/12/2005 6:35:46 PM PDT by lutz
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To: steve-b

Thanks! I was hoping to see that list sooner or later!! ;3


1,510 posted on 05/12/2005 6:41:32 PM PDT by lutz
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To: lutz
"You have to BUY the cashier's check - ie: The bank you bought it from actually TAKES the money..."

Righto; by definition, cashier's checks CANNOT bounce; THESE aren't the ones AS is referring to when he says he "bounced" a check to JH.
1,511 posted on 05/12/2005 6:44:42 PM PDT by decal ("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
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To: lutz

And it takes 3-4 days to receive a bank transfer from Paypal, and a minimum of a week to get a check from Paypal. Unless Undie has a Paypal Visa that he used to withdraw $38K from an ATM, it's another piece that doesn't fit.


1,512 posted on 05/12/2005 6:44:54 PM PDT by EllaMinnow
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To: EllaMinnow

He does not. The DUmmies were talking about that the other day. (PayPal MIHOP). I'm pretty sure Undie was either in Ohio or Baltimore on the date those checks were issued - according to DUmmieLand anyway.


1,513 posted on 05/12/2005 6:52:17 PM PDT by BadCat13
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To: franksolich; PJ-Comix

Well, just got to read the pings (I would never catch up if I read the thread!)--I see that this thing has still got a lot of life left in it! I want to see that TV show!

So, PJ has broken all records, Skinner is AWOL, Undie still hasn't had surgery, Paypal refuses payments, DUmmies watching us watching them--is that a fair summary? Good going, guys!


1,514 posted on 05/12/2005 6:53:51 PM PDT by luvie ((Freedom is on the march. Freedom is the birthright and deep desire of every human soul.GWB 3-29-05))
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To: Fenris6
Same here! Former lib who actually voted for Carter (eew) before the Reagan Revolution knocked some sense into me (that, and looking at my first tax return)

I actually worked for the Carter campaign. (Sigh) Well, we were all young and stupid once.

1,515 posted on 05/12/2005 6:55:15 PM PDT by Scothia ( Verifiable Generic Paper Cashiers Checks!)
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To: BadCat13
I never did get an explanation of why the Kinko's copies were supposedly from Texas. Texas???
1,516 posted on 05/12/2005 6:57:25 PM PDT by Scothia ( Verifiable Generic Paper Cashiers Checks!)
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To: ReeWalker
Howdy Doody?

LOL

1,517 posted on 05/12/2005 7:00:13 PM PDT by Deetes (Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick)
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To: glasseye

Pinging Mary Matalin!!! MARY!!!! This is GOLD!


1,518 posted on 05/12/2005 7:00:15 PM PDT by Amityschild (DUmmie is as DUmmie does)
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To: Scothia
hehee~ That's just a joke from the Rathergate ordeal! ^,^
1,519 posted on 05/12/2005 7:01:37 PM PDT by lutz
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To: Scothia
I never did get an explanation of why the Kinko's copies were supposedly from Texas. Texas???

That was a joke I made, playing off of Rathergate, i.e., the fake documents that were faxed to CBS from a Kinko's in Abilene, Texas. The parallels to Undiegate were too rich to pass up.

1,520 posted on 05/12/2005 7:02:10 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Undie the Fundee.)
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